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by Zsenicorpse 06/26/2006, 3:20am PDT |
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We totally did almost break up, but then we didn't (and I was throwing him out anyway.) Everything's fine now. Typical decent-folks-in-love romance, every year a little bit better than the year before. Coming up on the nine year mark, too! That's longer than you've ever stuck to anything in your life, except pining and self-pity. The whole "Zseni is a crazy fat hosebeast" routine you're working falls flat on empirical evidence. It makes you sound bitter and whiny. Here are some charges that can be pinned to Zseni:
1. Failing to go to law school. (It's a felony!)
2. Left Caltrops in a big huff on several occasions. (Misdemeanors but well over the three strikes limit!)
So work on that material and quit making shit up. It's embarassing and creepy, like Ray appealing to my sense of democratic procedure when attempting to pound my pussy to a sack of raw meat. "60% of those polled suggested that you're just pretending to say no! Don't you believe in democracy?"
Confederacy Of Dunces has seen some hard use around here, my man. Everyone in the hizzy has read it at least twice and I sent a copy to my father (he didn't get it.) It's time you sent me another book, isn't it? |
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Blah by Zsenicorpse 06/25/2006, 12:03pm PDT 
Re: Blah by Ray of Light 06/25/2006, 12:52pm PDT
Re: Blah by Zsenicorpse 06/25/2006, 2:42pm PDT
My first AIM block. by Zsenicorpse 06/25/2006, 4:17pm PDT
Hey, come back here! You have aimbligations to fulfil! by Ray of Light 06/25/2006, 5:20pm PDT
Watch out Zseni! He wants to pound your pussy into a bag of raw meat by sassy 06/25/2006, 5:27pm PDT
RESULTS by Ray of Light 06/27/2006, 2:59pm PDT
Haha you blocked all of AIM like a year ago, you dizzy bitch. by I need clarification 06/25/2006, 8:22pm PDT
"How dare you show your face around here after what you did to me?!" NT by Zsenicorpse 06/25/2006, 8:32pm PDT
The only man on the planet who could put up with you split. Forever. by I need clarification 06/25/2006, 9:02pm PDT
Whoa, who was he? by Zsenicorpse 06/25/2006, 9:30pm PDT
Rhymes with "Needy, Are" NT by Quentin Beck 06/25/2006, 9:51pm PDT
Just another guy who realized fat chicks are for talking to (on the internet) NT by I need clarification 06/26/2006, 2:12am PDT
My imaginary internet friend? Is that like your imaginary wife? by Zsenicorpse 06/26/2006, 2:18am PDT
Finally! A week later. Anyway, you suck, your boyfriend left you. by I need clarification 06/26/2006, 3:08am PDT
? He's sitting right behind me posting pics of a hot new copper-sheathed wak. by Zsenicorpse 06/26/2006, 3:20am PDT
Crack on his gook wife. It riles him deservedly. You CANNOT let that shit slide. NT by Quentin Beck 06/26/2006, 3:49am PDT
The marquee... is real stained glass! by Ray of Light 06/26/2006, 10:11am PDT
Re: The marquee... is real stained glass! by sassy 06/26/2006, 10:44am PDT
please explain why that's sad NT by Hoi Ploy 06/26/2006, 1:07pm PDT
I WANT MY MONAY, BABY NT by Sassy 06/27/2006, 12:01am PDT
I'll pay you in affection, interest NT by Ray of Light 06/27/2006, 3:25pm PDT
Re: ? He's sitting right behind me posting pics of a hot new copper-sheathed wak by sassy 06/26/2006, 10:40am PDT
You're right, I should just shut up and not respond to anything. by Zsenicorpse 06/26/2006, 12:14pm PDT
I didn't tell you what to do, one way or the other. by sassy 06/26/2006, 12:31pm PDT
Good, because a lecture from you on restraint would be ridiculous. NT by Zsenicorpse 06/26/2006, 2:53pm PDT
Re: ? He's sitting right behind me posting pics of a hot new copper-sheathed wak by I need clarification 06/26/2006, 6:27pm PDT
BDR NT by Entropy Stew 06/26/2006, 7:11am PDT
Seem to have blocked me too. =( by Chairman Mao 06/26/2006, 11:18am PDT
And me. NT by Creexul :( 06/27/2006, 12:57am PDT
Re: Blah by Choson 06/25/2006, 12:57pm PDT
The images seemed like overcompensation. She's dressing up weak material. NT by Fullofkittens 06/25/2006, 3:04pm PDT
Au contraire, the images are what makes it. by Choson 06/25/2006, 3:22pm PDT
Yes, the images makes it NT by Ray of Light 06/25/2006, 5:41pm PDT
This is good practice for that Home Depot career she's got all picked out. NT by I need clarification 06/25/2006, 1:00pm PDT
I don't need to practice for that! NT by Zsenicorpse 06/25/2006, 1:17pm PDT
Yes you do. NT by I need clarification 06/25/2006, 8:19pm PDT
Me by Fussbett 06/25/2006, 3:11pm PDT
Zseni has to stand for something or she'll fall for anything. ;-; NT by Creexul :( 06/25/2006, 6:18pm PDT
Ray's sick of fucking women, he wants to move on to bigger game NT by Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom 06/25/2006, 8:22pm PDT
Stick it to them. The pic's struck a chord with me. I'm loving it. NT by Souffle of Pain 06/25/2006, 11:41pm PDT
No. We like Zseni. Do try to keep up. NT by Souffle of Pain 06/26/2006, 12:19am PDT
She's knee deep in this shit and we're behind her all the way.Full credit to her NT by Souffle of Pain 06/26/2006, 1:19am PDT
Slog it out, gorgeous. Ray's never had it so rough. NT by Souffle of Pain 06/26/2006, 1:19am PDT
Yay, Star Trek! by laudablepuss 06/26/2006, 4:37pm PDT
Potentially embarassing question for the female poster. by Jerry Whorebach 06/26/2006, 9:57pm PDT
Re: Potentially embarassing question for the female poster. by sassy 06/26/2006, 11:55pm PDT
Will someone politely remind this piece of shit that I'm sexually active. NT by Quentin Beck 06/27/2006, 12:06am PDT
Roseanne, Pearl Foresster, Zseni by Johnny Carson 06/26/2006, 11:08pm PDT
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