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Courageous Tale of Speechwriting by Fussbett 05/22/2006, 1:43am PDT
So John McCain gave a speech at the New School, whatever college that is, and he was heckled and the valedictorian used her speech to refute McCain's politics. The courageous tale of how the graduate student's subversive(.doc) speech was crafted, in her own words, and how she was able to use John McCain's words against him, soil his crown, and end war.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/jean-rohe/why-i-spoke-up_b_21358.html

It starts off slow, with Jean Rohe wanting to simply teach the world to sing while earning a two degrees, but things quickly turn serious for double-degree Jean and the country. By the end she offers John McCain a small apology for destroying him (he curiously says, nay, MUMBLES that it's alright, but Jean knows that filthy bastard's true feelings) and her two degrees are only mentioned one more time.

ToutSuite: Finally, Senator Mc Cain will tell us that we, those of us who are Americans, "have nothing to fear from each other." I agree strongly with this, but I take it one step further. We have nothing to fear from anyone on this living planet."
ToutSuite: yeah, what are they gonna do, fly planes into our buildings? Or build nuclear bombs?
ToutSuite: psh, that's not scary!
Sanitario666: We can speak truth to power
Sanitario666: What does that mean?
ToutSuite: that's the new catchphrase
Sanitario666: You can tell authority figures the truth?
ToutSuite: any time you call Bush a liar or whatever, you're speaking truth to power
Sanitario666: Wow, shocking.
ToutSuite: These words I speak do not reflect the arrogance of a young strong-headed woman, but belong to a line of great progressive thought, a history in which the founders of this institution play an important part.
ToutSuite: She belongs to a line of great thought.
Sanitario666: If I was her mother, I'd cry when I heard it too.
ToutSuite: Every commenter loves her
ToutSuite: Jean,
I read the NYT's article about your speech in the wee hours of the morning today, and posted a link to it on my blog right away.

ToutSuite: this guy's all about action
ToutSuite: no hesitation, he just links to that shit
ToutSuite: damn the torpedos
Sanitario666: He knows a good link when he sees it.
ToutSuite: haha one guy just quotes Jack Nicholson's speech from A Few Good Men, then writes:
ToutSuite: Don't believe it? Put down your Apple iTunes, and pick up a history book.
ToutSuite: the quote is full of references to "Santiago" and "Lt. Weinburg"
Sanitario666: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/jean-rohe/why-i-spoke-up_b_21358.html?p=7#comments
ToutSuite: a little more than halfway down, it starts with "Jean, Jean, Jean," by timn.
Sanitario666: I guess he means uninstall iTunes. And pick up the adaptation of A Few Good Men. In book form.
ToutSuite: the quote mentions picking up a weapon, so there's a lot of picking up to do
ToutSuite: which I guess could be a history book or DVD
Sanitario666: YEah, or get armed with knowledge. By, say, reading blogs.
ToutSuite: brave bloggers, linking
Sanitario666: I took McCain's arm. "I'm sorry, man," I told him, "I just had to do it." He mumbled something about it being alright, but I think he probably would've rather not had me there.
ToutSuite: yeah, she really showed him
Sanitario666: He was almost in tears probably.
ToutSuite: MY CROWN: SOILED
Sanitario666: He didn't expect crown issues at the New School, whatever that is, but then Jean Rohe came along.
Sanitario666: Fucking everything --------> UP
ToutSuite: speaking truth to his power
Sanitario666: Right at his fucking power. Which might be in his crotch, I don't know.
ToutSuite: it sure isn't his arms
Sanitario666: When I talk to power, I use fibs, so I'm no expert.
ToutSuite: I tell the emperor his clothes look great
Sanitario666: I'm like "Hey officer, I thought this was a 60 zone"
ToutSuite: yeah, "The check is in the mail!" is a favorite of mine
Sanitario666: "You want that ASAP? No problem"
Sanitario666: I patronize power a lot.
ToutSuite: I secretly laugh about it
ToutSuite: but not to its face
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Courageous Tale of Speechwriting by Fussbett 05/22/2006, 1:43am PDT NEW
    Two degrees is more than both of you have. Now who's laughing? NT by Duh Gay Ball Bruddas 05/22/2006, 3:38am PDT NEW
        Untruths are supposed to be posted in the TotSC forum, thanks. NT by Fussbett 05/22/2006, 4:42am PDT NEW
        We still are. NT by I need clarification 05/22/2006, 10:10am PDT NEW
    And that's why protesting the war is gay. NT by Creexul :( 05/22/2006, 9:05am PDT NEW
        And supporting it is retarded. NT by Duh Gay Ball Bruddas 05/22/2006, 2:00pm PDT NEW
            Like you give a fuck either way, as if you make your own fucking mind up. NT by your inner voice 05/22/2006, 2:53pm PDT NEW
                You're not my inner voice, you idiot. Try that lame fucking gag on the retards. NT by Duh Gay Ball Bruddas 05/22/2006, 5:19pm PDT NEW
                    Haha that's good (finally). NT by I need clarification 05/22/2006, 5:53pm PDT NEW
    Re: Courageous Tale of Speechwriting by motherfuckerfoodeater 05/22/2006, 4:28pm PDT NEW
        Re: Courageous Tale of Speechwriting by Fussbett 05/22/2006, 4:54pm PDT NEW
            Re: Courageous Tale of Speechwriting by motherfuckerfoodeater 05/22/2006, 6:21pm PDT NEW
                Re: Courageous Tale of Speechwriting by Fussbett 05/22/2006, 7:07pm PDT NEW
                    Re: Courageous Tale of Speechwriting by Fullofkittens 05/22/2006, 7:35pm PDT NEW
                    Re: Courageous Tale of Speechwriting by OS Guy 05/22/2006, 8:03pm PDT NEW
                        I wasn't being sarcastic. NT by Fussbett 05/22/2006, 8:06pm PDT NEW
                            Re: I wasn't being sarcastic. by OS Guy 05/22/2006, 8:11pm PDT NEW
                                Faggot. NT by Duh Gay Ball Bruddas 05/23/2006, 1:43am PDT NEW
                                    Best new poster? by Duh Gay Ball Brothers Fan 05/23/2006, 7:37am PDT NEW
                    Re: Courageous Tale of Speechwriting by motherfuckerfoodeater 05/22/2006, 10:36pm PDT NEW
                        I guess I learned that New York isn't liberal. NT by Fussbett 05/25/2006, 1:16pm PDT NEW
                    Does 2 plus 2 equal 5, Fussy? by Nutrition Indulgence 05/25/2006, 11:53am PDT NEW
                        I guess I learned that New York isn't liberal. NT by Fussbett 05/25/2006, 1:16pm PDT NEW
            Addendum about loving Jean Rohe by motherfuckerfoodeater 05/22/2006, 6:29pm PDT NEW
 
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