McMoo The Anti-Drug Cow wrote:

Fussbett wrote:

Flight Across China Leaves Man Stranded

Nelson said he faced danger and indignity, injuring his legs and back leaping out of the way of a reckless car and enduring the spit that some Chinese hurled his way.

AMD engineers face indignity every day! ZING! I don't get it.

This is way better:

Assoscitiated Press wrote:

mopping his own tears with the bright pink hood of his 16-month-old daughter Jodie's cartoon-character sweat shirt sundress.

Haha you whiny Nickelback-looking motherfucker.