Forum Overview :: Motherfucking News :: Re: Intel engineer and giant pussy gets on wrong plane, cries.

[quote name="Choson"][quote name="McMoo The Anti-Drug Cow"][quote name="Fussbett"]<a href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060406/ap_on_re_us/long_strange_trip;_ylt=Avo33xaRluvvagiQmmetX8RvzwcF;_ylu=X3oDMTA5aHJvMDdwBHNlYwN5bmNhdA--">Flight Across China Leaves Man Stranded</a> [quote]Nelson said he faced danger and indignity, injuring his legs and back leaping out of the way of a reckless car and enduring the spit that some Chinese hurled his way.[/quote] AMD engineers face indignity <i>every day</i>! ZING! I don't get it. [/quote] This is way better: [quote name="Assoscitiated Press"]mopping his own tears with the bright pink hood of his 16-month-old daughter Jodie's cartoon-character <s>sweat shirt</s> sundress. [/quote] <img src=http://us.news3.yimg.com/us.i2.yimg.com/p/ap/20060406/capt.wakc10104060307.long_strange_trip_wakc101.jpg> Haha you whiny Nickelback-looking motherfucker. [/quote] April 5th, hmm. I swear this is an Onion article.[/quote]