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...and Fussbett whines. "You all didn't even see it, how could YOU know" ;-; by Bill Dungsroman 01/15/2006, 6:53pm PST
Fussbett wrote:

A lot of agreeing that they don't like the trailers


Because the trailers suck. People moaning and screaming and tight closeups of...whatever, metal and flesh and stuff. And then QT hangs his hat on it, which means it's assuredly awful, because he ran out of good taste about 1/3 of the way into Kill Bill2.


and no one is going to see it because older movies are better.


No, again, because it sucks. Among the "older" films I referenced: The Sixth Sense, The Ring. Yeah, I know, so last millenium.


Koontz says that "True horror movies are playing out in Washington and other places", which I think means that Syriana is the best horror movie of 2005,


Koontz? Good one. He's Creexul with Schizotypal personality disorder instead of Asperger's Syndrome, but you knew that.


and ex-poster Bill Dungsroman says that if he was ever over at someone's place ("chilling") and they had Hostel and other movies like it, he would no longer associate ("kick it") with that person.


Anybody who runs out and buys Hostel, House of the Dead, Cabin Fever or anything else utterly devoid of anything but Fangoria cover stories in terms of quality or buzz is a rancid bag of submoronic dummy and it's my fault for going near his place, I must be there to buy blow from him. And your jab on my spurious narrative style is pathetic, but then again so is racing through the internet crying because nobody above the age of 14 and/or German likes this piece of sophomoric celluloid dreck.


I think that's a metaphor for Caltrops.


The film? It's a quagmire full of uninspired idiots that drown out anything resemblant to quality such that even the good stuff is mired in mediocrity, and its aggressive, in-yo-face campaiging is annoying at the very least. So, yeah.


Three posters in a thread of 38 posts actually saw that movie, the rest are adamantly opposed and are worried about where their monocles may land should they pop out.


In this little stub of a thread, so far nobody but you has, but they're all on your jock about it's magnificence. Your point?

And, I don't need a monocle to avoid stepping into a pile of shit when I can smell it a mile away. And, oh wow, yeah I so terrified of some film where people get cut up. I used to get paid to do that. It's not the gore, it's the bore.

Here's INCsuite miserably failing to troll me for about the millionth time:

http://www.quartertothree.com/game-talk/showthread.php?t=23476&page=2
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HOSTEL IS GOOD by Fussbett 01/11/2006, 3:21am PST NEW
    BONUS: Cabin Fever review from a text file on my hard drive. by Fussbett 01/11/2006, 3:30am PST NEW
        Re: BONUS: Cabin Fever review from a text file on my hard drive. by Bokonon (without the sordid past) 01/16/2006, 8:24am PST NEW
            Re: BONUS: Cabin Fever review from a text file on my hard drive. by spook 01/17/2006, 4:59pm PST NEW
    Qt3 weighs in... by Fussbett 01/14/2006, 4:21pm PST NEW
        I wonder if they even realize by Fabsy 01/15/2006, 8:29am PST NEW
        ...and Fussbett whines. "You all didn't even see it, how could YOU know" ;-; by Bill Dungsroman 01/15/2006, 6:53pm PST NEW
            Whining about a thread about whining by Fussbett 01/15/2006, 8:34pm PST NEW
                Re: Whining about a thread about whining by Bill Dungsroman 01/15/2006, 11:41pm PST NEW
                    Re: Whining about a thread about whining by I need clarification 01/16/2006, 3:09pm PST NEW
                    Re: Whining about a thread about whining by Fussbett 01/17/2006, 1:15am PST NEW
                    I hope no one's crowns get soiled here. NT by Creexul :( 01/17/2006, 3:11am PST NEW
            Uninspired idiots by Souffle of Pain 01/15/2006, 8:36pm PST NEW
            Bill, this is your INTAR-net friend talking by Kabuke 01/16/2006, 6:24am PST NEW
            Re: ...and Fussbett whines. "You all didn't even see it, how could YOU know" ;-; by Quentin Beck 01/16/2006, 3:03pm PST NEW
        Three years later. by Fussbett 02/23/2009, 9:41am PST NEW
            I watch people die for a living. You could say I'm a pretty tough guy. NT by BDR 02/23/2009, 10:29am PST NEW
            Swatting flies vs. tearing their wings off? by FABIO 02/23/2009, 8:47pm PST NEW
                Although Marathon Man was a thriller not a horror movie. O_O by Creexuls, a monster >:3 02/23/2009, 8:54pm PST NEW
                The body count in Hostel is also extremely low compared to slashers by Fussbett 02/24/2009, 8:58am PST NEW
                    pretty much every surgery channel original movie NT by gruman 02/24/2009, 11:22am PST NEW
                    The correct answer is that all horror movies are awful. Except The Thing. NT by E. L. Koba 02/24/2009, 11:33am PST NEW
                        and they are only enjoyed "ironically" for the "cheese factor" (except for The T NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 02/24/2009, 12:59pm PST NEW
                        Jacob's Ladder was good. by Mischief Maker 02/24/2009, 3:50pm PST NEW
                    We can also add Taken to the torture scene list. Taken is a lot of fun, BTW. NT by Fussbett 03/19/2009, 11:01am PDT NEW
                        Republican buhs conservative fantasy. by Creexuls, a monster >:3 03/19/2009, 11:06am PDT NEW
            Three and a half years later... by Fussbett 06/20/2009, 8:25am PDT NEW
                sko Faustian bargain by Ray of Light 06/20/2009, 10:22am PDT NEW
                I wonder what they think of the original Last House on the Left NT by FABIO 06/20/2009, 12:30pm PDT NEW
                    Or 100 other 70s/80s splatter/gore/rape-revenge movies they think don't exist NT by Fussbett 06/20/2009, 1:33pm PDT NEW
                        Hey, Friday the 13th did it with compassion. by Mischief Maker 06/20/2009, 1:59pm PDT NEW
                A New Record! by Fussbett 07/27/2009, 4:30pm PDT NEW
                Another sighting by Fussbett 07/29/2009, 1:19pm PDT NEW
            Onion AV Club invents new way to describe recent horror movies. by Last 02/10/2010, 1:25pm PST NEW
    Your credit is good enough... by Pompei 01/14/2006, 6:25pm PST NEW
    "Well! I never!" NT by Quarter to Three FAHHHHGOTS 01/14/2006, 7:14pm PST NEW
    Screenit.com once again proves to be a wonderful resource. by Fullofkittens 01/15/2006, 2:06pm PST NEW
        Really thought they were talking about the filmmakers for a minute NT by The Happiness Engine 01/15/2006, 8:50pm PST NEW
    20 more posts and this becomes a place for Important Discussions NT by Colonel Schickn 01/17/2006, 1:29pm PST NEW
        38 posts may be big time action for you hicks NT by BD HAR HAR HARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR 01/17/2006, 4:28pm PST NEW
    Re: HOSTEL IS GOOD by Ice Cream Jonsey 04/29/2006, 1:02am PDT NEW
        Re: HOSTEL IS GOOD by Fussbett 04/29/2006, 1:15am PDT NEW
            Re: HOSTEL IS GOOD by Fullofkittens 04/29/2006, 8:01am PDT NEW
                Catch me if I'm wrong... by Cannibal Dave 04/29/2006, 9:13am PDT NEW
                    New guy is right NT by Fussbett 04/29/2006, 2:35pm PDT NEW
                        Something else I loved about Hostel - spoilers! by Ice Cream Jonsey 04/29/2006, 4:50pm PDT NEW
 
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