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Fussbett wrote:
Gav wrote:
Fussbett wrote:
When the phone says that the charge is complete, is the phone lying to me?
It's an expensive phone, so it's more approrpriate to say it's misrepresenting itself; or we could say it's looking on the brightside of its fuckwit owner's mistreatment; or (and heaven forbid!) we can recognize that it's an electronic device and treat it as such, you dopey, arty shit.
The real crime here is that I glibly anthropomorphisized the cellphone. And that I wasn't an engineering major.
It's the same old shit with this guy: stating what (to everyone else) is the obvious and hoping to distract us with his 'perceptiveness'. There's no real crime here; you're just dumb, and unfortunately for us, that's perfectly legal. Not being an engineer is a factor. That shit, i'm sure, could have straightened you out a little, but the more I talk to you, the more I see that there's not a lot you can do with your shortcomings. You're a ditz and a lazy, cowardly, liar who goes well out of his way to get caught up in the most time-consuming, pointless, and unrewarding shit to mislead himself into thinking he hasn't completely wasted his youth and his money on garbage he doesn't even know how to use. You can fucking burn, you slimy american loafer. Give your phone a hat and clown around to all hours of the night. A piece of shit like you....goddamn...
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Christmas Review 2005 by Fussbett 01/11/2006, 1:55am PST 
You can never have too many ratchet sets. by Fullofkittens 01/11/2006, 6:47am PST
Re: You can never have too many ratchet sets. by up with pod people 01/11/2006, 10:51am PST
Ms. Sanitario reviews Caltrops (you're all letting her down) by Fussbett 01/11/2006, 6:27pm PST
I'll let you know if there's any new sasy news. :( NT by Creexul :( 01/11/2006, 7:09pm PST
Like an obessed retard locked in his bedroom NT by The Happiness Engine 01/11/2006, 7:57pm PST
maybe you're a little crazy :( NT by cassandra 01/12/2006, 10:30am PST
Zing? NT by Creexul :( 01/12/2006, 4:01pm PST
you're not getting any younger jhoh by cassandra 01/12/2006, 5:14pm PST
*NODS SAGELY WITH HAND TO CHIN* NT by Creexul :( 01/13/2006, 12:35am PST
EMOTES=GAY NT by Shredder 01/13/2006, 12:36am PST
Yeah, Jhoh. I order you to get in a water fight with your friends. NT by I need clarification 01/13/2006, 2:20am PST
Sasy fainted in public, slamming face first into the floor. by Creexul :( 01/13/2006, 6:39pm PST
You're fatter, uglier, and less responsible. Did you forget? NT by the obvious point 01/13/2006, 6:58pm PST
Wow? NT by Creexul :( 01/13/2006, 7:19pm PST
Sasy's grandma is visiting. by Creexul :( 01/13/2006, 7:28pm PST
Also, other news. by Creexul :( 01/13/2006, 9:11pm PST
yes jhoh every 19 year old girl has dildos that she hides NT by cassandra 01/13/2006, 9:22pm PST
You only leave the really nice ones out. NT by Worm 01/15/2006, 2:47pm PST
Worm finally has a funny post, INC is stunned. NT by I need clarification 01/16/2006, 3:11pm PST
Re: Christmas Review 2005 by Gav 01/11/2006, 2:58pm PST
How will USB charging do it more harm? by Fussbett 01/11/2006, 6:13pm PST
Re: How will USB charging do it more harm? by Gav 01/11/2006, 7:48pm PST
Re: How will USB charging do it more harm? by Gav 01/11/2006, 11:55pm PST
Re: How will USB charging do it more harm? by Mysterio Jones 01/12/2006, 12:20am PST
You've got a lot of anger to deal with. by Fussbett 01/12/2006, 1:11am PST
SEVEN DAAAAAAAAAYS NT by Your phone 01/12/2006, 1:26am PST
Re: You've got a lot of anger to deal with. by Gav 01/12/2006, 8:17pm PST
Re: You've got a lot of anger to deal with. by mark 01/12/2006, 8:40pm PST
BDR's back! NT by Fabsy 01/12/2006, 8:53pm PST
Rage Against the Me by Fussbett 01/12/2006, 9:10pm PST
Yeah, go get into a water fight with your friends, you! NT by I need clarification 01/12/2006, 11:30pm PST
Re: Rage Against the Me by Gav 01/13/2006, 4:51pm PST
Re: Rage Against the Me by I need clarification 01/13/2006, 4:54pm PST
Re: Rage Against the Me by Gav 01/15/2006, 1:28am PST
Tatters? Is that you, old pal? NT by Anti-HSW League 01/15/2006, 1:54am PST
Re: Rage Against the Me by I need clarification 01/16/2006, 3:13pm PST
Re: Rage Against the Me by Gav 01/16/2006, 9:48pm PST
Re: Rage Against the Me by The Happiness Engine 01/17/2006, 11:53am PST
Re: Rage Against the Me by I need clarification 01/17/2006, 12:58pm PST
WE MISSED YOU ZSENI NT by Gavin McCloud 01/17/2006, 4:06pm PST
the most time-consuming, pointless, and unrewarding shit by Fussbett 01/13/2006, 5:20pm PST
Re: the most time-consuming, pointless, and unrewarding shit by Gav 01/15/2006, 1:25am PST
Oh, and USB really can't charge phone guys!!! PUSSIES NT by Gav 01/15/2006, 1:40am PST
It's goof that you're really standing up for what you believe in, princess. NT by motherfuckerfoodeater 01/15/2006, 2:12am PST
I meant, "good," although the mistake sort of justifies itself. NT by motherfuckerfoodeater 01/15/2006, 2:13am PST
Re: the most time-consuming, pointless, and unrewarding shit by Fussbett 01/15/2006, 3:07pm PST
YOU'VE CALLED ME A LIAR, FUSSBETT! STOP RIGHT THERE! by Fabsy 01/15/2006, 4:38pm PST
Re: the most time-consuming, pointless, and unrewarding shit by Souffle of Pain 01/15/2006, 9:48pm PST
Anger is only sad for pussies, Fussbett. How can you question that? NT by I need clarification 01/16/2006, 3:15pm PST
Re: the most time-consuming, pointless, and unrewarding shit by Gav 01/16/2006, 9:48pm PST
Re: the most time-consuming, pointless, and unrewarding shit by Fussbett 01/17/2006, 12:17am PST
Re: Rage Against the Me by AdTOG 01/14/2006, 12:07am PST
Re: How will USB charging do it more harm? by Shredder 01/12/2006, 11:44pm PST
You're insane. by Motherhead 01/12/2006, 1:57am PST
Not that anyone doubts it at this point, but for the record: by corax 01/13/2006, 12:38am PST
Re: Christmas Review 2005 by Ray, pointing out the obvious 01/11/2006, 3:21pm PST
Re: Christmas Review 2005 by Fussbett 01/11/2006, 6:14pm PST
Got a Ratchet, Little Man? NT by Buddy 01/14/2006, 6:19pm PST
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