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by Creexul :( 11/22/2005, 10:24am PST |
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Here comes the story of a hurricane, the natural disaster the AUTHORITIES came to blame. >:O
Nearly 100 years ago, after the great Mississippi flood of 1927, white business leaders in New Orleans pressured the state to blow a levee, flooding mostly black areas in the Delta and forcing the rural poor into the cities. Thus part of what gave birth to the vast ghettos of black poor that Katrina wiped out was a man-made disaster in the distant past. Can something like this be remembered in the genes?
Hm, probably not genetically. It might be remembered if they told people about it though.
In 1927, was the state easily pressured by white business leaders? They could've just said "no" after all. I wonder why they didn't. I dunno, what were white people in the south like in the 20s? Were they nice? :(
Meanwhile in 2005: something.
Not far from his church we come upon a house full of elderly people who are sitting out on their porch. Their house is in only about three feet of water, but no police or Guardsmen have come by to talk to them yet. Upon seeing Willie, Warren Champ and Jeannette Carter ask what the latest news is.
"Well, these reporters are here to see what y'all think about the storm," he says.
"You tell us, preacher," says Jeannette. "You're always reading the Bible and whatnot, doing all that reading."
WUT YOU READIN FOR? Ha ha ah but I kid the hurricane victims.
"Well, you know this is all about bankruptcy," he says. "That levee? They letting it fail."
They may have also let cold and warm winds form a hurricane in the area. Then they can simply not let levees do whatever it is that they do (possibly facilitated by blowing the levee up) so they can drown black people and infuse a higher tax base to New Orleans after spending about $90 trillion to rebuild it (if buhs or Chenyeye has any friends in housing development, like say THE BLUTH COMPANY, to offer no bid contracts to). EVERYTHING IS PROCEEDING EXACTLY AS BUHS HAS FORSEEN.
But did the mayor approve of this? O_O KICKBACK CITY
"Why would they do that?" Jeannette asks.
"All those years when they were stealing . . . all those failed schools, all those debts on the city rolls . . . it's all going to be washed away now. They're getting a clean slate, a brand-new slate."
Willie goes on to explain that most of these neighborhoods are going to be condemned, and that people will be asked to sell their properties: "They're getting all of y'all out of state, sending you to different parts of the country. And they're hoping you don't hold on to what you've got. They're hoping you take the money and move. And then they'll bring in the developers, and they'll make new neighborhoods, with a new tax base."
I am about to interrupt here, but white guilt slaps a hand over my mouth. What am I going to say -- that white people aren't dastardly enough to blow a levee on purpose? This is the wrong audience for that joke. As for the rest of it, it rings unpleasantly true. Deep in my white heart I can appreciate the brutal logic of shipping 300,000 blacks out of town and hoping they stay away at a barbecue somewhere while you auction off their houses. I am definitely not going to argue with that part of it.
So, people have houses?
"But what is your advice for poor black people?" asks Carter.
"Hold on to your properties," he says. "Don't let them take what you've got. And you can listen to me. I'm not in it for the money. I'm in it for the blessings of God."
Unless the hurricane destroyed your properties, then I guess they would be considered taken. Whitey controls the levees and knows how to use them, along with the power of their racist geography and an 80 year plan to put black people (especially old and insane ones) in a place they can more easily drown in and building FAKE levees that will fail or explode on contact with water to create the illusion that it would be safe against flooding. So whitey wins this one. Even though some white people were still in the flood, but they are acceptable loss collateral damages. The white man marches ON. :(
Wow a house right by the toxic sewage swamp. YOU COULD LOSE ALL OF THIS
And then it wraps up with something about hurricane flooding being the worst thing in America................ ever. It's like 9/11 times 342432. I don't know what that is. No one does.
September 11th, the first great paradigm-shifting event of our century, was a disaster that the American psyche was prepared for. As horrible as it was, it spoke directly to our most deliciously satisfying persecution fantasies: It was Independence Day, Deep Impact, War of the Worlds. Stinky Klingons attack Manhattan; America straps it on and kicks ass. We knew the playbook for that one.
HELL YEAH
But no one was ready for Katrina. He was ridiculed for saying it, but George Bush was absolutely right -- painfully if unintentionally honest -- when he said that "I don't think anyone anticipated" this disaster. New Orleans falls into the sea; whose ass do we kick now? When that isn't an option, we're just left staring at each other. And that's what really hurts.
Aw. :(
I was going to recommend rebuilding the city, but that's racialist. :(
Stay tuned to Rolling Stone to see how Madonna got her groove back! ^_^ |
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Matt Taibbi goes to New Orleans by mark 09/29/2005, 2:08pm PDT 
Matt Taibbi was on The Colbert Report by Fussbett 11/21/2005, 4:39pm PST 
Re: Matt Taibbi was on The Colbert Report by Creexul :( 11/22/2005, 5:54am PST 
Re: Matt Taibbi was on The Colbert Report by mark 11/22/2005, 11:26am PST 
I think I can still like his writing even if I think he's not funny. NT by Fussbett 11/22/2005, 11:31am PST 
Re: Matt Taibbi goes to New Orleans by Creexul :( 11/22/2005, 6:24am PST 
Synposis update: point of blame discovered! by Creexul :( 11/22/2005, 8:33am PST 
PS: military bad! by Creexul :( 11/22/2005, 8:55am PST 
More bad news! by Creexul :( 11/22/2005, 9:18am PST 
Is the Coast Guard also in on it? FIND OUT by Creexul :( 11/22/2005, 9:38am PST 
The real tragedy: dumb people were unable to be rescued. by Creexul :( 11/22/2005, 9:43am PST 
Return of the racist hurricanes. by Creexul :( 11/22/2005, 10:24am PST 
I'll reply to this troll, sir. by Fussbett 11/22/2005, 11:30am PST 
Re: I'll reply to this troll, sir. by Creexul :( 11/22/2005, 1:49pm PST 
If liberalism was an ice cream flavor by Weyoun Voidbringer 11/22/2005, 7:23pm PST 
Matt Taibbi decides Friedman needs another dose by Ray of Light 01/23/2009, 12:09am PST 
I just saw that Friedman book! by Fussbett 01/23/2009, 2:54am PST 
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