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More bad news! by Creexul :( 11/22/2005, 9:18am PST
The military almost killed some people, but Sean Penn rescued them.

In the end, we spend the whole day out on the water -- until sundown, anyway -- and bring about nine or ten residents back to shore. One of our passengers is a schizophrenic whom Sean jumped in the water to save when the kick from the rotors of a hovering helicopter ["intentionally" -Jhoh] forced her underwater.


Just when you are breathing a sigh of relief that they are getting all the insane people rescued, there is one who won't leave!

"No," says the old man. "Everything's fine. That's what they say on the news."

"What news?" Willie asks.

The old man gets up and, taking a full minute, walks two long steps over to the dead TV set across the room.

"This news," he says, pointing to the gray screen. "I been watching it."


Is the news that this crazy old guy is not watching controlled by the Bu$h Kkkorporation? It may be even worse: Karl Rove. JUST........... JUST KARL ROVE
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    Re: Matt Taibbi goes to New Orleans by Creexul :( 11/22/2005, 6:24am PST NEW
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