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Seesion 9! by FA-BI-OH! 11/09/2005, 2:57am PST
curst wrote:

It's a sort of interesting story, I guess. The acting's not bad. The mental hospital is undeniably creepy. But similar to my reaction to SH2 and it's opening fifteen minutes of you running through a foggy forest, I had a tough time getting excited during the 99% of the movie that consists of panning around decrepit environments with the director practically screaming to the audience in the background "SEE HOW GLOOMY EVERYTHING LOOKS? DRIPPING WATER! I SURE HOPE YOUR HEART RATE IS INCREASING! BECAUSE IT'S PSYCHOLOGICAL! LOOK AT THAT PEELING PAINT!" and in the meantime absolutely nothing of interest is happening. The ending was pretty disturbing, I guess. I'm glad I sat through well over an hour of pure tedium for that almost average payoff!


Just saw it. I kind of liked the plot and ending. I thought Jacob's Ladder was a predictable letdown plot that insulted the viewer's intelligence with some awesome freakout scenes scattered around. Session 9 was more like an hour long instructional video on hazardous waste removal followed by a genuinely interesting last half hour with surprising ending.

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But holy fucking shit does it take forfuckingever to get going. Over an hour of blue collar workers cleaning up lead paint. How fun. I really liked the last half hour or so when they find the missing guy. I kept bracing myself for some bullshit "dream" ending like Jacob's Ladder, started getting worried that they were going that way by having the boss turn out to be one of the former patients returning with the added bonus cliched twist that all his coworkers were multiple personalities in his head that he was killing off (fuck you, Identity), then was genuinely surprised when the final revelation hit and I totally didn't see coming. I thought they did a decent job dropping hints that the others might have done it (though some of them didn't make much sense). "Simon" was pretty creppy.

I'd probably have to go back and watch it again (not sure if that's possible) to fully piece it together, but a lot of stuff didn't make much sense. One bit was how everyone kept saying they had to bust their asses to complete a 2-3 week job in seven days and how they'll be pissed if they miss their deadline and lose out on the bonus, but then constantly showing everyone slacking off and taking tons of longass breaks. Which leads to the next point of why, under such a strict deadline, did that one guy keep sneaking off to the basement to listen to not only listen to hours of tapes, but plot out detailed notes on them. It sort of made sense when I thought all the characters were inside the boss' head, but then that theory got busted. The whole thing was especially silly during the chase scene. "We have to chase after this guy we thought disappeared! You guys go after him, I just have to go listen to my tapes and find out how it ends!" What the fuck?

The deleted scenes threw in another monkeywrench. So the original script was that the woman on the tapes was still living in the hospital, set her up to be the killer, surprise the audience by revealing that the boss was the killer, then pull a double twist by having the woman kill the boss? That would have sucked, and the story was better for cutting that out, but then it still left holes that they didn't edit out. If the woman wasn't around, who did victime #1 see behind him in the basement? It couldn't have been the boss (wrong figure, totally opposite location). Whose footsteps on the ceiling did they hear later on? It couldn't have been victim #1.

I'd like to recommend it saying, "Just fast foward until the guy come back for the coins at night, then fast foward it some more until the others find him again", but there are couple plot points and moments ("Do it, Gordon!" *SPLAT*) you'd miss out on. Way too much early boring stuff for most people to sit through. The whole thing would have worked a lot better as a condensed one hour long twilight zone or outer limits episode, in which case it'd have the honor of being one of the best ones.
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Silent Hill: The movie! by FABIO 01/19/2005, 4:58am PST NEW
    I liked Jacob's Ladder. :( (spoilers continue) by Fullofkittens 01/19/2005, 7:37am PST NEW
        Angel Heart was good. NT by Creexul :( 01/19/2005, 7:59am PST NEW
            Yes by Lizard_King 02/10/2005, 5:18pm PST NEW
        I liked it, too. by bink 02/01/2005, 5:42pm PST NEW
            Re: I liked it, too. by FABIO 02/01/2005, 9:39pm PST NEW
                But then... I mean... um... by bink 02/03/2005, 4:46am PST NEW
    Fabio gave up on this movie halfway through, like it was some sort of GAME. by I need clarification 01/19/2005, 11:10am PST NEW
        Re: Fabio gave up on this movie halfway through, like it was some sort of GAME. by Creexul :( 01/19/2005, 12:06pm PST NEW
    Re: Silent Hill: The movie! by Mischief Maker 02/01/2005, 9:14pm PST NEW
        I don't think it would have made a difference by FABIO 02/17/2005, 3:36pm PST NEW
            Re: I don't think it would have made a difference by Bill Dungsroman 02/17/2005, 3:51pm PST NEW
                Vanilla Sky NT by Fussbett 02/17/2005, 4:07pm PST NEW
                    Secret Window NT by FABIO 02/17/2005, 8:38pm PST NEW
                        O god, I watched Secret Window. -_______- NT by Creexul :( 02/17/2005, 9:21pm PST NEW
    Silent Hill: The Other Movie That's Not Nearly As Good As Jacob's Ladder by curst 02/02/2005, 1:03pm PST NEW
        I never understood people who like SH2 the best. by bink 02/03/2005, 4:47am PST NEW
            Re: I never understood people who like SH2 the best. by Mysterio 02/03/2005, 1:05pm PST NEW
                Re: I never understood people who like SH2 the best. by FABIO 02/10/2005, 5:41pm PST NEW
        Seesion 9! by FA-BI-OH! 11/09/2005, 2:57am PST NEW
            spooky sidenote! by FA-BI-OH! 11/09/2005, 3:28am PST NEW
 
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