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| Almost a real boy now! (long, loggy) by I need clarification 10/25/2005, 1:24pm PDT | ||||
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| Jhoh Cable: It is time to get real clothes now. :(
Jhoh Cable: People continue to be shocked at pajama pants. Jhoh Cable: http://www.livejournal.com/users/agentbinky/57420.html INC: yeah, he's CRAZY Jhoh Cable: Pat Cade, my CASE WORKER o_o told me not to wear pajama pants even to the JC Penny's to get clothes. :( INC: just get cheap khakis Jhoh Cable: Not even to the STORE. Jhoh Cable: Yeah I know. Jhoh Cable: We already decided. Jhoh Cable: She gave me the authorization sheet. INC: make sure they are long enough for a small break at the top of your foot (when wearing shoes) Jhoh Cable: NICE SHOES INC: DON'T LOOK LIKE A FEEB WEARING HIGH WATERS Jhoh Cable: I couldn't find a jacket that seemed right. :( INC: you have to wear a jacket? Jhoh Cable: No. Jhoh Cable: I mean a jacket to replace my gray and black plaid hunting jacket. :( INC: ah Jhoh Cable: I can't wear it with a dress shirt and slax. INC: yeah, just go get a cheap one at the GAP or something Jhoh Cable: It looks retarded. :( Jhoh Cable: I saw jackets there. Jhoh Cable: But I dunno. :( Jhoh Cable: I don't really know what's good. Jhoh Cable: I was thinking even of a sports coat suit jacket whatever. Jhoh Cable: But no. :( INC: Jacket Jhoh Cable: Pat told me I should just find a wool jacket. Jhoh Cable: Some kind of wool........... jacket. :( INC: yeah, just get a decent wool gray or black jacket INC: it goes with everything Jhoh Cable: That looks too leathery. :( Jhoh Cable: What is a wool jacket. INC: Jacket 2 INC: kind of expensive, though :( INC: Jacket 3 INC: that one Jhoh Cable: IT'S PRETTY!!!!!!!!!!!!! Jhoh Cable: If I see that one at JC Penny's I'll call up Pat and see if she can change the authorization to let me get that I guess. :( Jhoh Cable: I am really looking a jacket to be my regular lucky jacket. Jhoh Cable: So it has to have the pockets inside for carrying my very important uh uh business items like phone and shit. Jhoh Cable: Men's zip-front coat takes the chill off in a warm blend of wool/nylon. Two lower welt pockets, inside chest pocket and cell phone pocket. Jhoh Cable: OOOOOOO Jhoh Cable: I hope this isn't hard to find in the store. :( Jhoh Cable: It should be where the jackets are. Jhoh Cable: I will look. O_O Jhoh Cable: When I go. :( INC: Wool Blend Zip Coat-Regular Item# FC518-6064D Jhoh Cable: Wow I was just looking at that. :( Jhoh Cable: So hopefully this item number will help me find the coat. INC: send the link to Pat and she'll love it Jhoh Cable: OH BOY INC: she'll go, "You're like a real boy now!" Jhoh Cable: Would I use the number in the store or what? INC: you could INC: then ask Pat what to do Jhoh Cable: :( Jhoh Cable: PAT CADE (TO THE RESCUE) INC: say INC: "I'm going to go call an AMBULANCE now with the radio in my POLICE CAR." Jhoh Cable: I could also call up Pat (Cade) and tell her that this item is at the JC Penny website and see if she can find it by searching the site. INC: then go outside and call Pat Jhoh Cable: Hahaha. Jhoh Cable: THAT WAS A WARNING SHOT Jhoh Cable: A warning........... jacket. :( INC: Continue eating your breakfasts, your lunches... Jhoh Cable: WHAT Jhoh Cable: HAVE Jhoh Cable: YOU INC: the only thing is it says "midweight" Jhoh Cable: :( INC: but you can always wear a striped V-neck sweater underneath INC: and carry bone-white business cards Jhoh Cable: IT'S BONE Jhoh Cable: RAISED LETTERING Jhoh Cable: MY GOD Jhoh Cable: THERE'S EVEN A WATERMARK INC: haha INC: it says INC: Jhoh Cable Medical Transcriptions Jhoh Cable: 8) INC: Game Reviews Jhoh Cable: Jhoh Cable 8) Medical Transcriptions INC: Cartoons Jhoh Cable: MY MOM'S PHONE NUMBER: 555-5555 Jhoh Cable: Apparently I'll have to go get measured to find out what size shirts and pants to get. :( Jhoh Cable: And possibly shoes. Jhoh Cable: This is going to take like all day. :( INC: yeah, they will put measuring tape from your foot to your CROTCH INC: no, they will probably just say, "You look like a 28, try these on." Jhoh Cable: :( Jhoh Cable: I look like a 40........... year old. Jhoh Cable: Cade............ Pat Cade (BA DA, BADAAAAAA) said that I should ask to be measured at the suit department. Jhoh Cable: And then use the measurements to figure out what shirt to get. :( INC: that's a good plan INC: why doesn't Pat just go with you? Jhoh Cable: And we decided to get a couple Oxford shirts and formal black socks and then some business casual dress slacks. INC: Go INTO the dressing room with you (HEH) B) Jhoh Cable: Then I went out into the truck and cranked up the full uncut Jean Luc Picard song on my CD. :( Jhoh Cable: And hummed along to the FIRST DUTY OF EVERY STARFLEET OFFICER part. INC: his best album Jhoh Cable: I wish someone would go with me, then at least one person would know what they are doing. :( INC: yeah, I'm a little scared Jhoh Cable: In my pajama pants. Jhoh Cable: There's a possibility I will take the shirts and pants and blah blah to the counter and give them this authorization sheet, and they won't know what to do with it. Jhoh Cable: If that happens I am supposed to ask for a manager........... to have them fired. :( Jhoh Cable: And/or call Pat Cade. INC: I'd like this person shot on the white house lawn Jhoh Cable: ME TOO INC: WITH EXTREME PREJUDICE INC: no, that's what you say INC: to the manager Jhoh Cable: I feel like I'm getting these clothes to play dress up. :( INC: I have a feeling Pat Cade is going to get a lot of calls today INC: what about shoes? Jhoh Cable: Like it is a Halloween costume, but it's not for Halloween. O_O Jhoh Cable: Yeah the shoes too. :( INC: do you need some LOAFERS? Jhoh Cable: For playing dress up. Jhoh Cable: Or housey house. Jhoh Cable: No. Jhoh Cable: They need to be work shoes. Jhoh Cable: The shoes were the easy part. :( INC: yeah, shoes are done Jhoh Cable: I just asked someone who worked there what shoes would be good for a job interview. INC: it's the pants I'm worried about Jhoh Cable: I already found the right pants too. Jhoh Cable: Except I don't know the right size. INC: yeah, that's what worries me Jhoh Cable: I don't know how tall I am or how much I weigh, and I don't know my waist size or length. Jhoh Cable: That's why I'm supposed to go get measured. :( Jhoh Cable: Which will be uncomfortable at best, I'm sure. INC: yeah, they'll figure it out for you Jhoh Cable: Maybe I can skip that actually. INC: uh Jhoh Cable: The pants I'm wearing right now fit, MOSTLY. :( Jhoh Cable: They're a tiny bit big. INC: the pants youre wearing now are pajamas INC: they fit everyone Jhoh Cable: I changed to the courderoys. INC: ah, good choice Jhoh Cable: Pat Cade was quite upset to find out that pajama pants were basically the only kinds of pants I even wear. Jhoh Cable: They are a little loose around the waist, but they don't fall down because they are not TOO loose unlike some of them dress pants which were just huge or too small or whatever and I threw them out. INC: yeah tell them that Jhoh Cable: And then they are kind of long because they go down to the heel. Jhoh Cable: Tell who that. :( INC: tell the people at JC Penney's that they are a little loose Jhoh Cable: I wouldn't even have to ask anyone for that, I could just skip to the trying part. INC: also, Moom can hem them, maybe? Jhoh Cable: And if they don't fit I'll throw them on the floor, someone else will clean it up sooner or later. Jhoh Cable: Moom could fix the pants if they were say a car. INC: it's usually just even numbers Jhoh Cable: I'm sure the best size would be in the odd numbers then. :( Jhoh Cable: Same for shoes. Jhoh Cable: They probably don't sell shoes small enough for me. INC: they'll have it Jhoh Cable: Yay. INC: if they don't, go to Payless (if Pat Cade says it's okay) Jhoh Cable: Shirts are something else entirely. :( INC: yeah Jhoh Cable: Don't know what I'll do about the shirts. INC: take Pat's advice INC: go to the suit dept and say, "It's been a while since I was measured for a shirt" INC: they'll wrap a tape around your neck and measure your arms Jhoh Cable: Wow it HAS been a while. INC: and say: "You're a 15 inch neck and blah blah" Jhoh Cable: The crotch on these pants is gigantic. INC: then write it down Jhoh Cable: The zipper is about as long as my forearm. Jhoh Cable: Darn that means I should bring a pen........ again. :( INC: yeah, don't wear those pants to interviews Jhoh Cable: Yeah. :( INC: you should take some pics in your new clothes Jhoh Cable: Yeah that will be funny. :( Jhoh Cable: Well I guess I'm gonna go. Jhoh Cable: Do they usually want you to take pants off for measuring? :( INC: no INC: !! Jhoh Cable: Good. :( Jhoh Cable: These are pretty big pants. Jhoh Cable: HOO INC: don't take your pants off until you get in the dressing room Jhoh Cable: :( Jhoh Cable: If I go into a dressing room. Jhoh Cable: Moom is here, I'm going to bring her with. :( Jhoh Cable: And we'll try to get that jacket. Jhoh Cable: One way or another. O_O |
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