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	[quote name="I need clarification"]<font color=lightgreen><b>Jhoh Cable</b></font>: It is time to get real clothes now. :( <font color=lightgreen><b>Jhoh Cable</b></font>: People continue to be shocked at pajama pants. <font color=lightgreen><b>Jhoh Cable</b></font>: <A HREF = "http://www.livejournal.com/users/agentbinky/57420.html" target = "Bink">http://www.livejournal.com/users/agentbinky/57420.html</A> <font color=pink><b>INC</b></font>: yeah, he's CRAZY <font color=lightgreen><b>Jhoh Cable</b></font>: Pat Cade, my CASE WORKER o_o told me not to wear pajama pants even to the JC Penny's to get clothes. :( <font color=pink><b>INC</b></font>: just get cheap khakis <font color=lightgreen><b>Jhoh Cable</b></font>: Not even to the STORE. <font color=lightgreen><b>Jhoh Cable</b></font>: Yeah I know. <font color=lightgreen><b>Jhoh Cable</b></font>: We already decided. <font color=lightgreen><b>Jhoh Cable</b></font>: She gave me the authorization sheet. <font color=pink><b>INC</b></font>: make sure they are long enough for a small break at the top of your foot (when wearing shoes) <font color=lightgreen><b>Jhoh Cable</b></font>: NICE SHOES <font color=pink><b>INC</b></font>: DON'T LOOK LIKE A FEEB WEARING HIGH WATERS <font color=lightgreen><b>Jhoh Cable</b></font>: I couldn't find a jacket that seemed right. :( <font color=pink><b>INC</b></font>: you have to wear a jacket? <font color=lightgreen><b>Jhoh Cable</b></font>: No. <font color=lightgreen><b>Jhoh Cable</b></font>: I mean a jacket to replace my gray and black plaid hunting jacket. :( <font color=pink><b>INC</b></font>: ah <font color=lightgreen><b>Jhoh Cable</b></font>: I can't wear it with a dress shirt and slax. <font color=pink><b>INC</b></font>: yeah, just go get a cheap one at the GAP or something <font color=lightgreen><b>Jhoh Cable</b></font>: It looks retarded. :( <font color=lightgreen><b>Jhoh Cable</b></font>: I saw jackets there. <font color=lightgreen><b>Jhoh Cable</b></font>: But I dunno. :( <font color=lightgreen><b>Jhoh Cable</b></font>: I don't really know what's good. <font color=lightgreen><b>Jhoh Cable</b></font>: I was thinking even of a sports coat suit jacket whatever. <font color=lightgreen><b>Jhoh Cable</b></font>: But no. :( <font color=pink><b>INC</b></font>: <A HREF = "http://www3.jcpenney.com/jcp/Products.aspx?DeptID=469&CatID=30523&CatTyp=DEP&ItemTyp=G&GrpTyp=PRD&ItemID=0c5494e&ProdSeq=4&Cat=midweights&Dep=Men%27s&PCat=Outerwear+Sale&PCatID=29978&RefPage=ProductList&Sale=&ProdCount=28&RecPtr=&ShowMenu=&TTYP=&ShopBy=0&RefPageName=CategoryAll%252Easpx&RefCatID=29978&RefDeptID=469" target = "jacket">Jacket</A> <font color=lightgreen><b>Jhoh Cable</b></font>: Pat told me I should just find a wool jacket. <font color=lightgreen><b>Jhoh Cable</b></font>: Some kind of wool........... jacket. :( <font color=pink><b>INC</b></font>: yeah, just get a decent wool gray or black jacket <font color=pink><b>INC</b></font>: it goes with everything <font color=lightgreen><b>Jhoh Cable</b></font>: That looks too leathery. :( <font color=lightgreen><b>Jhoh Cable</b></font>: What is a wool jacket. <font color=pink><b>INC</b></font>: <A HREF = "http://www3.jcpenney.com/jcp/Products.aspx?DeptID=469&CatID=30523&CatTyp=DEP&ItemTyp=G&GrpTyp=PRD&ItemID=0c8e78e&ProdSeq=11&Cat=midweights&Dep=Men%27s&PCat=Outerwear+Sale&PCatID=29978&RefPage=ProductList&Sale=&ProdCount=28&RecPtr=&ShowMenu=&TTYP=&ShopBy=0&RefPageName=CategoryAll%252Easpx&RefCatID=29978&RefDeptID=469" target = "Jacket 2">Jacket 2</A> <font color=pink><b>INC</b></font>: kind of expensive, though :( <font color=pink><b>INC</b></font>: <A HREF = "http://www3.jcpenney.com/jcp/Products.aspx?DeptID=469&CatID=30523&CatTyp=DEP&ItemTyp=G&GrpTyp=SIZ&ItemID=0c260ee&ProdSeq=14&Cat=midweights&Dep=Men%27s&PCat=Outerwear+Sale&PCatID=29978&RefPage=ProductList&Sale=&ProdCount=28&RecPtr=&ShowMenu=&TTYP=&ShopBy=0&RefPageName=CategoryAll%252Easpx&RefCatID=29978&RefDeptID=469" target = "Jacket">Jacket 3</A> <font color=pink><b>INC</b></font>: that one <font color=lightgreen><b>Jhoh Cable</b></font>: IT'S PRETTY!!!!!!!!!!!!! <font color=lightgreen><b>Jhoh Cable</b></font>: If I see that one at JC Penny's I'll call up Pat and see if she can change the authorization to let me get that I guess. :( <font color=lightgreen><b>Jhoh Cable</b></font>: I am really looking a jacket to be my regular lucky jacket. <font color=lightgreen><b>Jhoh Cable</b></font>: So it has to have the pockets inside for carrying my very important uh uh business items like phone and shit. <font color=lightgreen><b>Jhoh Cable</b></font>: Men's zip-front coat takes the chill off in a warm blend of wool/nylon. Two lower welt pockets, inside chest pocket and cell phone pocket. <font color=lightgreen><b>Jhoh Cable</b></font>: OOOOOOO <font color=lightgreen><b>Jhoh Cable</b></font>: I hope this isn't hard to find in the store. :( <font color=lightgreen><b>Jhoh Cable</b></font>: It should be where the jackets are. <font color=lightgreen><b>Jhoh Cable</b></font>: I will look. O_O <font color=lightgreen><b>Jhoh Cable</b></font>: When I go. :( <font color=pink><b>INC</b></font>: Wool Blend Zip Coat-Regular Item# FC518-6064D <font color=lightgreen><b>Jhoh Cable</b></font>: Wow I was just looking at that. :( <font color=lightgreen><b>Jhoh Cable</b></font>: So hopefully this item number will help me find the coat. <font color=pink><b>INC</b></font>: send the link to Pat and she'll love it <font color=lightgreen><b>Jhoh Cable</b></font>: OH BOY <font color=pink><b>INC</b></font>: she'll go, "You're like a real boy now!" <font color=lightgreen><b>Jhoh Cable</b></font>: Would I use the number in the store or what? <font color=pink><b>INC</b></font>: you could <font color=pink><b>INC</b></font>: then ask Pat what to do <font color=lightgreen><b>Jhoh Cable</b></font>: :( <font color=lightgreen><b>Jhoh Cable</b></font>: PAT CADE (TO THE RESCUE) <font color=pink><b>INC</b></font>: say <font color=pink><b>INC</b></font>: "I'm going to go call an AMBULANCE now with the radio in my POLICE CAR." <font color=lightgreen><b>Jhoh Cable</b></font>: I could also call up Pat (Cade) and tell her that this item is at the JC Penny website and see if she can find it by searching the site. <font color=pink><b>INC</b></font>: then go outside and call Pat <font color=lightgreen><b>Jhoh Cable</b></font>: Hahaha. <font color=lightgreen><b>Jhoh Cable</b></font>: THAT WAS A WARNING SHOT <font color=lightgreen><b>Jhoh Cable</b></font>: A warning........... jacket. :( <font color=pink><b>INC</b></font>: Continue eating your breakfasts, your lunches... <font color=lightgreen><b>Jhoh Cable</b></font>: WHAT <font color=lightgreen><b>Jhoh Cable</b></font>: HAVE <font color=lightgreen><b>Jhoh Cable</b></font>: YOU <font color=pink><b>INC</b></font>: the only thing is it says "midweight" <font color=lightgreen><b>Jhoh Cable</b></font>: :( <font color=pink><b>INC</b></font>: but you can always wear a striped V-neck sweater underneath <font color=pink><b>INC</b></font>: and carry bone-white business cards <font color=lightgreen><b>Jhoh Cable</b></font>: IT'S BONE <font color=lightgreen><b>Jhoh Cable</b></font>: RAISED LETTERING <font color=lightgreen><b>Jhoh Cable</b></font>: MY GOD <font color=lightgreen><b>Jhoh Cable</b></font>: THERE'S EVEN A WATERMARK <font color=pink><b>INC</b></font>: haha <font color=pink><b>INC</b></font>: it says <font color=pink><b>INC</b></font>: <font color=lightgreen><b>Jhoh Cable</b></font> Medical Transcriptions <font color=lightgreen><b>Jhoh Cable</b></font>: 8) <font color=pink><b>INC</b></font>: Game Reviews <font color=lightgreen><b>Jhoh Cable</b></font>: <font color=lightgreen><b>Jhoh Cable</b></font> 8) Medical Transcriptions <font color=pink><b>INC</b></font>: Cartoons <font color=lightgreen><b>Jhoh Cable</b></font>: MY MOM'S PHONE NUMBER: 555-5555 <font color=lightgreen><b>Jhoh Cable</b></font>: Apparently I'll have to go get measured to find out what size shirts and pants to get. :( <font color=lightgreen><b>Jhoh Cable</b></font>: And possibly shoes. <font color=lightgreen><b>Jhoh Cable</b></font>: This is going to take like all day. :( <font color=pink><b>INC</b></font>: yeah, they will put measuring tape from your foot to your CROTCH <font color=pink><b>INC</b></font>: no, they will probably just say, "You look like a 28, try these on." <font color=lightgreen><b>Jhoh Cable</b></font>: :( <font color=lightgreen><b>Jhoh Cable</b></font>: I look like a 40........... year old. <font color=lightgreen><b>Jhoh Cable</b></font>: Cade............ Pat Cade (BA DA, BADAAAAAA) said that I should ask to be measured at the suit department. <font color=lightgreen><b>Jhoh Cable</b></font>: And then use the measurements to figure out what shirt to get. :( <font color=pink><b>INC</b></font>: that's a good plan <font color=pink><b>INC</b></font>: why doesn't Pat just go with you? <font color=lightgreen><b>Jhoh Cable</b></font>: And we decided to get a couple Oxford shirts and formal black socks and then some business casual dress slacks. <font color=pink><b>INC</b></font>: Go INTO the dressing room with you (HEH) B) <font color=lightgreen><b>Jhoh Cable</b></font>: Then I went out into the truck and cranked up the full uncut Jean Luc Picard song on my CD. :( <font color=lightgreen><b>Jhoh Cable</b></font>: And hummed along to the FIRST DUTY OF EVERY STARFLEET OFFICER part. <font color=pink><b>INC</b></font>: his best album <font color=lightgreen><b>Jhoh Cable</b></font>: I wish someone would go with me, then at least one person would know what they are doing. :( <font color=pink><b>INC</b></font>: yeah, I'm a little scared <font color=lightgreen><b>Jhoh Cable</b></font>: In my pajama pants. <font color=lightgreen><b>Jhoh Cable</b></font>: There's a possibility I will take the shirts and pants and blah blah to the counter and give them this authorization sheet, and they won't know what to do with it. <font color=lightgreen><b>Jhoh Cable</b></font>: If that happens I am supposed to ask for a manager........... to have them fired. :( <font color=lightgreen><b>Jhoh Cable</b></font>: And/or call Pat Cade. <font color=pink><b>INC</b></font>: I'd like this person shot on the white house lawn <font color=lightgreen><b>Jhoh Cable</b></font>: ME TOO <font color=pink><b>INC</b></font>: WITH EXTREME PREJUDICE <font color=pink><b>INC</b></font>: no, that's what you say <font color=pink><b>INC</b></font>: to the manager <font color=lightgreen><b>Jhoh Cable</b></font>: I feel like I'm getting these clothes to play dress up. :( <font color=pink><b>INC</b></font>: I have a feeling Pat Cade is going to get a lot of calls today <font color=pink><b>INC</b></font>: what about shoes? <font color=lightgreen><b>Jhoh Cable</b></font>: Like it is a Halloween costume, but it's not for Halloween. O_O <font color=lightgreen><b>Jhoh Cable</b></font>: Yeah the shoes too. :( <font color=pink><b>INC</b></font>: do you need some LOAFERS? <font color=lightgreen><b>Jhoh Cable</b></font>: For playing dress up. <font color=lightgreen><b>Jhoh Cable</b></font>: Or housey house. <font color=lightgreen><b>Jhoh Cable</b></font>: No. <font color=lightgreen><b>Jhoh Cable</b></font>: They need to be work shoes. <font color=lightgreen><b>Jhoh Cable</b></font>: The shoes were the easy part. :( <font color=pink><b>INC</b></font>: yeah, shoes are done <font color=lightgreen><b>Jhoh Cable</b></font>: I just asked someone who worked there what shoes would be good for a job interview. <font color=pink><b>INC</b></font>: it's the pants I'm worried about <font color=lightgreen><b>Jhoh Cable</b></font>: I already found the right pants too. <font color=lightgreen><b>Jhoh Cable</b></font>: Except I don't know the right size. <font color=pink><b>INC</b></font>: yeah, that's what worries me <font color=lightgreen><b>Jhoh Cable</b></font>: I don't know how tall I am or how much I weigh, and I don't know my waist size or length. <font color=lightgreen><b>Jhoh Cable</b></font>: That's why I'm supposed to go get measured. :( <font color=lightgreen><b>Jhoh Cable</b></font>: Which will be uncomfortable at best, I'm sure. <font color=pink><b>INC</b></font>: yeah, they'll figure it out for you <font color=lightgreen><b>Jhoh Cable</b></font>: Maybe I can skip that actually. <font color=pink><b>INC</b></font>: uh <font color=lightgreen><b>Jhoh Cable</b></font>: The pants I'm wearing right now fit, MOSTLY. :( <font color=lightgreen><b>Jhoh Cable</b></font>: They're a tiny bit big. <font color=pink><b>INC</b></font>: the pants youre wearing now are pajamas <font color=pink><b>INC</b></font>: they fit everyone <font color=lightgreen><b>Jhoh Cable</b></font>: I changed to the courderoys. <font color=pink><b>INC</b></font>: ah, good choice <font color=lightgreen><b>Jhoh Cable</b></font>: Pat Cade was quite upset to find out that pajama pants were basically the only kinds of pants I even wear. <font color=lightgreen><b>Jhoh Cable</b></font>: They are a little loose around the waist, but they don't fall down because they are not TOO loose unlike some of them dress pants which were just huge or too small or whatever and I threw them out. <font color=pink><b>INC</b></font>: yeah tell them that <font color=lightgreen><b>Jhoh Cable</b></font>: And then they are kind of long because they go down to the heel. <font color=lightgreen><b>Jhoh Cable</b></font>: Tell who that. :( <font color=pink><b>INC</b></font>: tell the people at JC Penney's that they are a little loose <font color=lightgreen><b>Jhoh Cable</b></font>: I wouldn't even have to ask anyone for that, I could just skip to the trying part. <font color=pink><b>INC</b></font>: also, Moom can hem them, maybe? <font color=lightgreen><b>Jhoh Cable</b></font>: And if they don't fit I'll throw them on the floor, someone else will clean it up sooner or later. <font color=lightgreen><b>Jhoh Cable</b></font>: Moom could fix the pants if they were say a car. <font color=pink><b>INC</b></font>: it's usually just even numbers <font color=lightgreen><b>Jhoh Cable</b></font>: I'm sure the best size would be in the odd numbers then. :( <font color=lightgreen><b>Jhoh Cable</b></font>: Same for shoes. <font color=lightgreen><b>Jhoh Cable</b></font>: They probably don't sell shoes small enough for me. <font color=pink><b>INC</b></font>: they'll have it <font color=lightgreen><b>Jhoh Cable</b></font>: Yay. <font color=pink><b>INC</b></font>: if they don't, go to Payless (if Pat Cade says it's okay) <font color=lightgreen><b>Jhoh Cable</b></font>: Shirts are something else entirely. :( <font color=pink><b>INC</b></font>: yeah <font color=lightgreen><b>Jhoh Cable</b></font>: Don't know what I'll do about the shirts. <font color=pink><b>INC</b></font>: take Pat's advice <font color=pink><b>INC</b></font>: go to the suit dept and say, "It's been a while since I was measured for a shirt" <font color=pink><b>INC</b></font>: they'll wrap a tape around your neck and measure your arms <font color=lightgreen><b>Jhoh Cable</b></font>: Wow it HAS been a while. <font color=pink><b>INC</b></font>: and say: "You're a 15 inch neck and blah blah" <font color=lightgreen><b>Jhoh Cable</b></font>: The crotch on these pants is gigantic. <font color=pink><b>INC</b></font>: then write it down <font color=lightgreen><b>Jhoh Cable</b></font>: The zipper is about as long as my forearm. <font color=lightgreen><b>Jhoh Cable</b></font>: Darn that means I should bring a pen........ again. :( <font color=pink><b>INC</b></font>: yeah, don't wear those pants to interviews <font color=lightgreen><b>Jhoh Cable</b></font>: Yeah. :( <font color=pink><b>INC</b></font>: you should take some pics in your new clothes <font color=lightgreen><b>Jhoh Cable</b></font>: Yeah that will be funny. :( <font color=lightgreen><b>Jhoh Cable</b></font>: Well I guess I'm gonna go. <font color=lightgreen><b>Jhoh Cable</b></font>: Do they usually want you to take pants off for measuring? :( <font color=pink><b>INC</b></font>: no <font color=pink><b>INC</b></font>: !! <font color=lightgreen><b>Jhoh Cable</b></font>: Good. :( <font color=lightgreen><b>Jhoh Cable</b></font>: These are pretty big pants. <font color=lightgreen><b>Jhoh Cable</b></font>: HOO <font color=pink><b>INC</b></font>: don't take your pants off until you get in the dressing room <font color=lightgreen><b>Jhoh Cable</b></font>: :( <font color=lightgreen><b>Jhoh Cable</b></font>: If I go into a dressing room. <font color=lightgreen><b>Jhoh Cable</b></font>: Moom is here, I'm going to bring her with. :( <font color=lightgreen><b>Jhoh Cable</b></font>: And we'll try to get that jacket. <font color=lightgreen><b>Jhoh Cable</b></font>: One way or another. 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