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Re: Domino by Ray of Light 10/20/2005, 12:34pm PDT

Big Boobies:
Much better for grabbing, pawing, squeezing.
Unexpected cleavage shots thoughout the day are like a warm hug from God.
Titty fucking is like a warm hug from titties! On your dick!


And produce more milk. My argument is not anti-tit, but in favor of small ones. Where larger ones are needed, they invented wet nurses and strippers. It's a quick-depreciating asset, bub: rent, don't own.

Bouncy breasts will be more likely to attract help, ensuring survival of big breasted genetic material for future generations to enjoy.
The most likely help she'll ever need will be financial in nature and after your death. Add 30 years to that bosom (50, if you live well) and their summoning powers will be vastly depleted.

Worse, her skills of persuasion will be stunted from a lifetime of having a nice rack do the talking.

Who can stand up for breasts in the face of that? Every heterosexual man ever.

Turns out that big tits are a recent fashion, predicated on the invention of functional bras and (my conjecture) generations of boys whose formative women came from TV sports and Sears Catalogues.

big breasted genetic material
You've bought your daughters a lifetime subscription to the latest STD's. Your sons will look like women.


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