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thou art gay by bombMexico 10/09/2005, 4:53am PDT
When normal Thor went on vacation a guy off the street took his place (and grew a beard). Altho he didn't do the "verily i smite thee" stuff and was a huge queen no one could tell the difference. Normal Thor takes back his hammer and shitty bearded guy becomes Thunderstyke, the leather coat havin' ponytail wearin' badass of the Thor Corps. One of his villains was named Whyteout. There's nothing in the Thor universe that isn't connected in six moves or less to something impossibly gay.

Beta Ray Bills bio wrote:

The imperial leaders decided to choose a guardian for the space fleet who would be granted great power. Athletic games which proved to be grueling tests of strength and endurance were held to select physically acceptable candidates. These candidates were then subjected to psychological tests which left most of them dead or insane. Beta Ray Bill was among the small group of survivors.

Probably the wrong way to go about making your space fleet. Better arm the rest with hammers.
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I bought this! by laudablepuss 10/06/2005, 2:51pm PDT NEW
    Once the webslinging becomes boring, the game is over. by Eyo 10/06/2005, 3:43pm PDT NEW
    Re: I bought this! by The Gaijin 10/06/2005, 10:50pm PDT NEW
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            Re: I bought this! by bombMexico 10/08/2005, 12:45am PDT NEW
                Re: I bought this! by Ice Cream Jonsey 10/08/2005, 12:58am PDT NEW
                    Re: I bought this! by bombMexico 10/08/2005, 1:38am PDT NEW
                        Re: I bought this! by Ice Cream Jonsey 10/08/2005, 6:58pm PDT NEW
                            Random Post. by Kabuke 10/08/2005, 11:57pm PDT NEW
                                thou art gay by bombMexico 10/09/2005, 4:53am PDT NEW
                                    Re: thou art gay by Kabuke 10/09/2005, 5:35pm PDT NEW
                            Re: I bought this! by bombMexico 10/09/2005, 4:48am PDT NEW
                                As much as I love Priest, that was an incredibly convoluted and confusing story NT by Horrible Gelatinous Blob 10/09/2005, 3:20pm PDT NEW
                Re: I bought this! by laudablepuss 10/13/2005, 1:19pm PDT NEW
 
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