Fussbett wrote:

single / a non-smoker / have graduated college / live alone / like animals / are not overweight / are confident / do not live with your mother / are professionally employed / don't own any video games / don't drink beer on a daily basis / don't spend sunny days watching sports / go to sleep at a reasonable hour / are a morning person / don't listen to rap music / don't have bad breath / are taller than 5'6" / are funny / polite / attractive / straight / and willing to take me out this Thursday afternoon!

Here's Amy, in the best photo ever taken of Amy. Though her face may be a little beaten, she does have giant tits, so after being disappointed by her photographic chicanery, your head will drop but then your eyes are instantly rewarded. Some of the funnier things about Amy include her UGLY TROLL sister who has everything Amy wants: a husband, baby and house in the suburbs. The sister lords this over Amy and tells Amy to break up with guys, which Amy does, because she figures the sister knows about husband material (here's the secret: the sister SETTLED IMMEDIATELY. A sure way to land a spouse). Secondly, Amy is on Paxil, which I guess isn't that funny. To most people.