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| I'm thoroughly creeped out that someone googled Patch Adams. by casual observer 08/22/2005, 11:40am PDT | ||||
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| Furthermore, that they were compelled to actually make a POST about it...
Alright, first off, we have a conscious human being, reason enough to find what a fuck-tard dear ol' Patchy is. He is also intelligent enough to construct a sentence, and even a -paragraph-, without major difficulties. And yet, he defends Patch Adams. On an online forum. About videogames. And signs with his own name -AND PROFESSION-! This creeps the shit out of me. This creeps the shit out of me because this is a man that, while being Swiss, apparently studied traditional chinese medicine and plans to make a living off of it. Powdered newt and ground bone sort of bullshit. And yet, he finds the time out of his busy scamming-the-middle-class-schedule to jump on the internet. This is someone who is supposed to live off of their WIT and CUNNING at deceiving people that these (at best) placebos actually DO shit, and yet he finds the time to look for information on PATCH ADAMS! PATCH ADAMS! *-PATCH ADAMS!!!-* On the web! Yes, your and my internet! Jesus fucking christ on broken crutches! Scam artists work alone because the more bullshit you fling at people collectively, the more chances someone is going to catch on. And yet this p.h.D. at fucking you out of your money for false remedies actually invests himself in writing a tweety little piece about his good friend, Doctor Adams. Who he just happened to be looking for. On the internet. And found us instead. The sheer compound stupidity of the situation crashing into his polite correspondence is mind-numbing. Get me some goddamn aspirin. |
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Open your heart and you will understand.. by 08/22/2005, 4:22am PDT  Your comments have been noted. The article is now under review. NT by 08/22/2005, 10:12am PDT Will the heart opening be done by Patch or a non-quack? NT by 08/22/2005, 10:41am PDT I'm thoroughly creeped out that someone googled Patch Adams. by 08/22/2005, 11:40am PDT He's the latest in a long line of outraged Patch Adams googlers. NT by 08/22/2005, 11:49am PDT I did, and only shit came out. Perhaps it was my colostomy bag instead? by 08/22/2005, 5:11pm PDT Re: I did, and only shit came out. Perhaps it was my colostomy bag instead? by 08/22/2005, 7:35pm PDT In America, your last name sounds vaguely unsanitary. NT by 08/22/2005, 7:01pm PDT |
