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| Say goodbye to fastfoods forever by Casual observer 06/26/2005, 2:19am PDT | ||||
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| As they most certainly will rip your gall-bladder out to make your health insurance pony up surgical fees where they get to use the expensive toys, let me tell you what's waiting round the corner.
You won't get to eat anything remotely associated with any sort of grease or fats, ever. If you do, it'll rot in your non-particular stomach for days. As a matter of fact, you'll be able to smell it decomposing slowly as it would in the noon sun in the middle of a murky swamp, the fumes rising through your anonymous gullet. This will happen with all sorts of nuts (cashews in particular) and every fried food you come across. Oh, also get used to nausea and moderate slowing down of your metabolism, you're just aint breakin' it down like you used to, son. Otherwise, it's not life-threatening to lack that particular piece of equipment, it'll just make you fatter on the long run. |
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Guess my illness! by 06/23/2005, 11:45pm PDT  Does it have to do with the liver? :( NT by 06/24/2005, 12:04am PDT That stomach acid reflex shit. NT by 06/24/2005, 12:09am PDT Death NT by 06/24/2005, 12:55am PDT Excessive semen loss? NT by 06/24/2005, 1:18am PDT Excessive semen intake? NT by 06/24/2005, 1:37am PDT Cancer NT by 06/24/2005, 4:30am PDT Re: Guess my illness! by 06/24/2005, 9:25am PDT Just because I can't spell it doesn't mean you can hijack my guess. NT by 06/24/2005, 9:41am PDT I just elaborated, fag. NT by 06/24/2005, 1:03pm PDT Sweet talk isn't going to get me to share the prize, MOTHERFUCKER *FUME*. NT by 06/24/2005, 2:36pm PDT not an illness, but side effects from a physical injury by 06/24/2005, 3:20pm PDT Update: Gallstones! by 06/24/2005, 4:08pm PDT Take pictures when they come out! NT by 06/24/2005, 5:57pm PDT You sick fuck. NT by 06/24/2005, 9:01pm PDT I guess BDR just flunked out of med school AGAIN. :( NT by 06/24/2005, 9:01pm PDT Out of med school, and into your heart! NT by 06/29/2005, 1:04am PDT Yeah. I just checked, they totally revoked my ID badge FROWNY NT by 06/29/2005, 10:07am PDT FIVE DAYS LATER?! by 06/29/2005, 10:10am PDT Spanky is to blame. NT by 06/29/2005, 1:05pm PDT Say goodbye to fastfoods forever by 06/26/2005, 2:19am PDT Addendum? by 06/29/2005, 8:30pm PDT Psh, nice gallbladder, LOSER. NT by 06/29/2005, 9:45pm PDT Surgery pictures, please. NT by 06/29/2005, 10:16pm PDT You mean wrom. NT by 06/29/2005, 11:08pm PDT Way to crack that mystery! NT by 06/30/2005, 12:04am PDT |
