Forum Overview :: Patch Adams :: Say goodbye to fastfoods forever

[quote name="Casual observer"]As they most certainly will rip your gall-bladder out to make your health insurance pony up surgical fees where they get to use the expensive toys, let me tell you what's waiting round the corner. You won't get to eat anything remotely associated with any sort of grease or fats, ever. If you do, it'll rot in your non-particular stomach for days. As a matter of fact, you'll be able to smell it decomposing slowly as it would in the noon sun in the middle of a murky swamp, the fumes rising through your anonymous gullet. This will happen with all sorts of nuts (cashews in particular) and every fried food you come across. Oh, also get used to nausea and moderate slowing down of your metabolism, you're just aint breakin' it down like you used to, son. Otherwise, it's not life-threatening to lack that particular piece of equipment, it'll just make you fatter on the long run.[/quote]