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Something I was going to post an hour ago before the cable guy showed. by Motherhead 09/10/2003, 4:34pm PDT
Bill Dungsroman wrote:

There isn't anything fucking funny on this site anymore. It's every utterance made by SB postscripted by the New Creexul Twins, Creex and INC, and none of it is funny. It's fucking boring. Your posts are all boring, repetitive nonsense. You guys both used to be funny. You have ceased to be; you're both one-note, one-joke faggots with nothing new to say, and no creative way to say it. Both of you used to be entertaining to read. INC used to be one of the best insult artists on this board. Creexul's shifty trolling (as Zseni once said, Creexul is probably the only person in the history of the internet to successfully troll himself) was always great for a quick read. Now, who gives a shit what you have to say? We already know what it is by now. We'll just all get in the habit of ignoring the first two replies to every SB post, we already know who it's from and what's in it. But hey, you know what? You win.

Why would anyone want to visit this site? The content is mediocre (especially mine), the forums are retarded nonsense. I'm sitting here looking at my half-finished football article for Week 2, and I don't really care to fucking finish it. I just sent my IWD2 review to ICJ. Yeah, and? FABIO telling me enough is enough already, like he did with my last article? Hey, FABIO, maybe you're right. Who cares? I have 5 million other better things to do than entertain myself or you faggots in such a way. If ES signed me over the rights, I'd probably shut this stupid fucking site down inside 6 months, and we can all find something better to do with our time. It'll be my little favor to you all. More likely, forget the rights, he can sell them to Binro, and I'll just leave. This place just keeps sucking and sucking, and it never gets better. I thought maybe I could change it if I got the reigns, but I won't, let's be honest. I hate the way this site looks, I hate the content, I hate watching it get run into the fucking ground. I can't watch this slow-motion car crash unfold every day, one frame at a time.

Keep my content, or not. You can put up my IWD2 article too. Who fucking cares, nobody will read or like it anyhow. Blah blah fucking blah the bad guys win see you Tuesday eat my shit you fucking morons.

BDR



Yes, it has been quiet and achingly gay here for weeks now. When the big dogs feud it's hard to "contribute" jack shit. I tried posting hardware shit for no other reason than distraction, didn't work. Maybe my heart wasn't in it, maybe I just suck. Probably both. I have started and stopped three separate little art fag projects because whatever the joy was in doing it was leeched from the topic within a matter of days. I am impressed with every new guy I see post. Easier to Not Post then ever before.

My half-assed theory: No more executive king-cock posters. Admins don't post. Invent a fictional uncle. He bought the domain, he does not care about us, he does not care about lawsuits. He is indifferent to our existence. He will hear neither our cocksucking or our vitriol. This makes us all equal again except for wit and balls. Fuck the politics, fuck the notion of a official back channel TOP SEKRET: NOT FOR YOU FAGS communication loop that intimidates noobs from wanting to jump in and wrestle. We all become visitors again. You Dick Clownshoes is still EIC since that was pretty much a unanimous board decision and there is no one more even-tempered then ICJ to webmaster.

IF THE WORST THING EVER HAPPENS: SB consults, if for some odd reason an asshole really does start a an honest to goodness bonified web-forum nightmare, ICJ can ask SB for the assist. ICJ then provides the explanation because no one has ever accused him of being reactionary (or a rapid-cycling bi-polar who grew up not letting his friends on the family concrete for fear of litigation).

ES no longer has to stress on all this Micky Mouse bullshit. Zseni returns. Peace is made with Fussbett. If we are lucky, Ray! returns to using us as his experimental comedy workshop. The French build us a new statue, The Chinese stop eating babies. Trees grow, flowers bloom, cartoons can be displayed without linking them to links that warn you of the linked links potential for danger and Creexul's Mom unlocks the bedroom door just as he begins his hour-by-hour 1200 post review of HL2, (the same way he did GTA:VC). Tears are wiped from INC's eyes as he strips off his Stormtrooper Battle Helmet and watches the Death Star burn.

It doesn't have to suck. No one here has ever said they would not pay to keep the site up. For a group of cunts that is well aware of how to get whatever they want from the internet without paying for it, that means something.

M|H
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The Problem With Caltrops: #1 by Samus Aran 09/09/2003, 4:30pm PDT NEW
    Well, Zseni, thanks for your opinion - but you're banned, sweetums. Ta now! NT by Senor Barborito 09/09/2003, 4:44pm PDT NEW
        Are you checking the IPs of everyone who picks on you? NT by corax 09/09/2003, 7:03pm PDT NEW
            Why do you ask? Is that weird? NT by Monsterio 09/09/2003, 7:39pm PDT NEW
            'Samus Aran' was a DEAD giveaway, and no. NT by Senor Barborito 09/09/2003, 11:08pm PDT NEW
                I think Justin Bailey would have been more incriminating. by My Stereo 09/09/2003, 11:23pm PDT NEW
                Well clearly you should ban the name "Samus Aran" from this site too. by [NWS] Flurgendorf J. Creexul 09/10/2003, 3:07am PDT NEW
    Re: The Problem With Caltrops: #1 by foogla 09/09/2003, 5:21pm PDT NEW
        Re: The Problem With Caltrops: #1 by [NWS] Flurgendorf J. Creexul 09/09/2003, 5:32pm PDT NEW
        Re: The Problem With Caltrops: #1 by I need clarification 09/09/2003, 6:21pm PDT NEW
            We only need one of you in production, the other can be a hot spare. NT by laudablepuss 09/09/2003, 6:31pm PDT NEW
                They're like an LK double post, only it's the same post every time. NT by creativepig 09/09/2003, 9:31pm PDT NEW
                    And it's funnier. NT by I need clarification 09/09/2003, 10:07pm PDT NEW
                        LOL!!!! NT by whydirt 09/09/2003, 11:16pm PDT NEW
                        No, it's not. by Bill Dungsroman 09/10/2003, 2:04pm PDT NEW
                            I agree. by Senor Barborito 09/10/2003, 2:13pm PDT NEW
                            For what it's worth by Arbit 09/10/2003, 2:40pm PDT NEW
                            Huh. by laudablepuss 09/10/2003, 2:42pm PDT NEW
                                Re: Huh. by Bunyip 09/10/2003, 3:02pm PDT NEW
                                    Re: Huh. by Ice Cream Jonsey 09/10/2003, 3:20pm PDT NEW
                                        Re: Huh. by Fullofkittens 09/10/2003, 3:25pm PDT NEW
                                            Re: Huh. by laudablepuss 09/10/2003, 3:27pm PDT NEW
                            Cry me a river, cocksucker. And suckee. by I need clarification 09/10/2003, 2:45pm PDT NEW
                                Re: Cry me a river, cocksucker. And suckee. by laudablepuss 09/10/2003, 3:01pm PDT NEW
                            Why don't we all just post our "Leaving Forever" posts right now? by mrs. johnson 09/10/2003, 2:48pm PDT NEW
                                Mrs. J goes for it, and misses. Admirable, though, better than your stories. NT by I need clarification 09/10/2003, 2:58pm PDT NEW
                                This is such a crazy coincidence! I AM leaving forever. by conflictNo 09/10/2003, 3:09pm PDT NEW
                            You MISERABLE FUCKING FAGGOTS by Ice Cream Jonsey 09/10/2003, 3:15pm PDT NEW
                                The King is dead! Long live the King! Or something. by laudablepuss 09/10/2003, 3:43pm PDT NEW
                                Re: You MISERABLE FUCKING FAGGOTS by FABIO 09/10/2003, 9:24pm PDT NEW
                                Re: You MISERABLE FUCKING FAGGOTS by [NWS] Flurgendorf J. Creexul 09/10/2003, 10:55pm PDT NEW
                                    Re: You MISERABLE FUCKING FAGGOTS by Ice Cream Jonsey 09/11/2003, 12:42am PDT NEW
                                        Re: You MISERABLE FUCKING FAGGOTS by [NWS] Flurgendorf J. Creexul 09/11/2003, 2:19am PDT NEW
                                            Re: You MISERABLE FUCKING FAGGOTS by laudablepuss 09/11/2003, 2:39am PDT NEW
                                                Re: You MISERABLE FUCKING FAGGOTS by [NWS] Flurgendorf J. Creexul 09/11/2003, 2:57am PDT NEW
                                                    Re: You MISERABLE FUCKING FAGGOTS by Choson 09/11/2003, 7:07am PDT NEW
                                people are talking.... ON THE INTERNET!!! by whydirt 09/11/2003, 12:52am PDT NEW
                                    [Editor's note] INC -> ICJ by whydirt 09/11/2003, 1:08am PDT NEW
                                    When all else fails, AIM log by I need clarification 09/11/2003, 1:08am PDT NEW
                                        Re: When all else fails, AIM log by laudablepuss 09/11/2003, 2:54am PDT NEW
                                            Re: When all else fails, AIM log by I need clarification 09/11/2003, 3:48am PDT NEW
                            Something I was going to post an hour ago before the cable guy showed. by Motherhead 09/10/2003, 4:34pm PDT NEW
                                this is the solution (n/t) by junior allen 09/10/2003, 4:48pm PDT NEW
                            What? by Wan Ker 09/10/2003, 8:48pm PDT NEW
                                Re: What? by Choson 09/10/2003, 8:59pm PDT NEW
                                    This is also the only Choson post that made me laugh aloud. NT by Zsenitan 07/21/2009, 2:13pm PDT NEW
                                        Choson as a Cop is the funniest Choson-related thing I've read by Fortinbras 07/21/2009, 4:33pm PDT NEW
                                Re: What? by I need clarification 09/11/2003, 12:37am PDT NEW
                            ??????? by FABIO 09/10/2003, 9:12pm PDT NEW
                            Re: Boohoohoo by Tony 09/10/2003, 10:08pm PDT NEW
                                Re: Boo hoo hoo hoo fucking hoo hoo fucking hoo by Roop Dirump 09/10/2003, 11:58pm PDT NEW
                                    I remember when I started taking my internet life too seriously by MM in brief 09/11/2003, 12:58am PDT NEW
                                        Re: I remember when I started taking my internet life too seriously by laudablepuss 09/11/2003, 2:47am PDT NEW
                                            Re: I remember when I started taking my internet life too seriously by [NWS] Flurgendorf J. Creexul 09/11/2003, 2:59am PDT NEW
                                                Re: I remember when I started taking my internet life too seriously by laudablepuss 09/11/2003, 12:24pm PDT NEW
                                                    Re: I remember when I started taking my internet life too seriously by [NWS] Flurgendorf J. Creexul 09/12/2003, 3:53am PDT NEW
                                                        Re: I remember when I started taking my internet life too seriously by Mysterio 09/12/2003, 12:08pm PDT NEW
                                                            Mockage doesn't work if you don't leave your name. NT by FoK 09/12/2003, 1:06pm PDT NEW
                                                                Huh. That was me. Wonder why my nick didn't populate. NT by laudablepuss 09/12/2003, 3:46pm PDT NEW
                                                            Dear Caltrops Cheerleading Squad by Arbit 09/12/2003, 1:49pm PDT NEW
                                So how many days long is BDR's dick? by Forum Auditor 09/11/2003, 1:55am PDT NEW
                                    Now we'll never know. by Tony 09/11/2003, 4:09am PDT NEW
    Re: The Problem With Caltrops: #1 by Long Time Lurker 09/10/2003, 1:07am PDT NEW
        Lurker Hands Out Gold Stars. Students Pleased. NT by Announcer 09/10/2003, 1:53am PDT NEW
            The Announcer bit isn't really working. I'd drop it. by I need clarification 09/10/2003, 12:54pm PDT NEW
                Thank you. NT by Motherhead 09/10/2003, 1:08pm PDT NEW
                As opposed to the whiney doomsayer bit? There's other forums, y'know. NT by Within this very website even 09/10/2003, 1:13pm PDT NEW
                    Is that going to make The Announcer funnier? Or worthwhile? NT by I need clarification 09/10/2003, 3:58pm PDT NEW
                        Doubtful, but it’s safe to say that nothing at all will do that for you. NT by mrs. johnson 09/10/2003, 5:33pm PDT NEW
        It's true, I miss my Fussbetty by I need clarification 09/10/2003, 3:44am PDT NEW
            Re: It's true, I miss my Fussbetty by bastage 09/10/2003, 8:44am PDT NEW
    This was me, by the way. Samus Aran was a name I chose to be nicely inconspicu by Zsenitan 07/21/2009, 2:11pm PDT NEW
        well guess what, BDR banned you from caltrops......................... SWEETUMS NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 07/21/2009, 2:12pm PDT NEW
        SB was right about something for once? Is that an admission we want to make? NT by Fortinbras 07/21/2009, 2:35pm PDT NEW
            He was right about the owner of an IP he checked (because he's awful.) Let's don NT by 't break out the bubbly for that sh 07/21/2009, 2:45pm PDT NEW
    Does anyone have a link for #2 and #3? NT by Souffle of Pain 07/21/2009, 9:41pm PDT NEW
 
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