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by Zseni 09/19/2004, 4:38pm PDT |
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Nurse at Abortion Clinic wrote:
WE now know how little nookie the Weaponsmith gets, that or he wraps his dick in plastic so thick he could slam the tip in a car door without feeling it.
Ooooh, I'm getting so pissed at your laymen's knowledge of SCARY birth control. OOOOH!
See now these are two separate things. Why get in such a tizzy, honey? C'mere and sit in my lap, we can talk about this with our heads together. Tit a tit as the French would have it. Anyway what's wrong with my knowledge of birth control? Or is The Pill naturally occuring in women, and just requires an activator action (swallowing a white sugar pill? going to the pharmacy?) to get the ole babypreventer going?
Listen, sugarnipples, don't worry yourself over stuff like this. Let the scientists sort it out. I got a foolproof way to keep the subject from ever bothering you again, and all you have to do it relax a little and let me show you a good time. You've got a tough job! You need a little sweetness in your life, and I've got all afternoon to get a start on it with you. |
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My sperm works by whydirt, Caltrop's 0.1% 09/19/2004, 2:08am PDT 
ha ha by Nelson 09/19/2004, 2:30am PDT 
Hello, how are you sir? NT by Nurse at Abortion Clinic 09/19/2004, 2:41am PDT 
actually, i'll see you tomorrow around noon NT by whydirt 09/19/2004, 10:50am PDT 
Do you wish to save the sloughed material? by Nurse at Abortion Clinic 09/19/2004, 10:51am PDT 
You can put me above the fireplace! NT by Lil' whydurst or whydurstette 09/19/2004, 12:48pm PDT 
or whydirtette, whatever. NT by oops 09/19/2004, 1:08pm PDT 
Re: My sperm works by Worm 09/19/2004, 7:23am PDT 
better url by Anonymous 09/19/2004, 8:06am PDT 
Talk to a lawyer. by Anonymous 09/19/2004, 8:46am PDT 
Useful informational supplement by Ray of Light 09/19/2004, 12:43pm PDT 
Re: My sperm works by Zseni 09/19/2004, 8:51am PDT 
Re: My sperm works by Nurse at Abortion Clinic 09/19/2004, 10:41am PDT 
Re: My sperm works by Zseni 09/19/2004, 4:38pm PDT 
Pills? Not Natural? GASP! by Worm 09/19/2004, 6:16pm PDT 
Re: Pills? Not Natural? GASP! by Zseni 09/19/2004, 7:30pm PDT 
I dream of the day that Caltrops is a wasteland of LEAVE PLZ NT messages. NT by Worm 09/20/2004, 11:25am PDT 
LEAVE PLZ NT by Equifax 09/20/2004, 11:50am PDT 
Kill the child before it is borne forth. NT by Tycho of Penny Arcade fame 09/19/2004, 9:00am PDT 
I'M A HUMAN FUCKIN BEING NT by Baby Gabe 09/19/2004, 1:14pm PDT 
Ahahahahahahaha WHYDURST NT by Creexul :( 09/19/2004, 1:31pm PDT 
How's your dad doing these days? NT by whydirt 09/19/2004, 3:33pm PDT 
He has severe brain damage. NT by Creexul :( 09/19/2004, 7:40pm PDT 
Frowny? What kind of liberal are you? WE LOVE ABORTIONS! WHEEE!!! NT by Mischief Coathanger 09/19/2004, 6:01pm PDT 
David Cross said it best by whydirt 09/19/2004, 6:26pm PDT 
STOP RIGHT THERE! by Forum Police 09/20/2004, 2:05am PDT 
You're wrong and dumb. by whydirt 09/20/2004, 10:05am PDT 
=( by Entropy Stew 09/19/2004, 9:33pm PDT 
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