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Re: My sperm works by Zseni 09/19/2004, 4:38pm PDT
Nurse at Abortion Clinic wrote:


WE now know how little nookie the Weaponsmith gets, that or he wraps his dick in plastic so thick he could slam the tip in a car door without feeling it.

Ooooh, I'm getting so pissed at your laymen's knowledge of SCARY birth control. OOOOH!

See now these are two separate things. Why get in such a tizzy, honey? C'mere and sit in my lap, we can talk about this with our heads together. Tit a tit as the French would have it. Anyway what's wrong with my knowledge of birth control? Or is The Pill naturally occuring in women, and just requires an activator action (swallowing a white sugar pill? going to the pharmacy?) to get the ole babypreventer going?

Listen, sugarnipples, don't worry yourself over stuff like this. Let the scientists sort it out. I got a foolproof way to keep the subject from ever bothering you again, and all you have to do it relax a little and let me show you a good time. You've got a tough job! You need a little sweetness in your life, and I've got all afternoon to get a start on it with you.
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My sperm works by whydirt, Caltrop's 0.1% 09/19/2004, 2:08am PDT NEW
    ha ha by Nelson 09/19/2004, 2:30am PDT NEW
    Hello, how are you sir? NT by Nurse at Abortion Clinic 09/19/2004, 2:41am PDT NEW
        actually, i'll see you tomorrow around noon NT by whydirt 09/19/2004, 10:50am PDT NEW
            Do you wish to save the sloughed material? by Nurse at Abortion Clinic 09/19/2004, 10:51am PDT NEW
                You can put me above the fireplace! NT by Lil' whydurst or whydurstette 09/19/2004, 12:48pm PDT NEW
                    or whydirtette, whatever. NT by oops 09/19/2004, 1:08pm PDT NEW
    Re: My sperm works by Worm 09/19/2004, 7:23am PDT NEW
        better url by Anonymous 09/19/2004, 8:06am PDT NEW
    Talk to a lawyer. by Anonymous 09/19/2004, 8:46am PDT NEW
        Useful informational supplement by Ray of Light 09/19/2004, 12:43pm PDT NEW
    Re: My sperm works by Zseni 09/19/2004, 8:51am PDT NEW
        Re: My sperm works by Nurse at Abortion Clinic 09/19/2004, 10:41am PDT NEW
            Re: My sperm works by Zseni 09/19/2004, 4:38pm PDT NEW
                Pills? Not Natural? GASP! by Worm 09/19/2004, 6:16pm PDT NEW
                    Re: Pills? Not Natural? GASP! by Zseni 09/19/2004, 7:30pm PDT NEW
                        I dream of the day that Caltrops is a wasteland of LEAVE PLZ NT messages. NT by Worm 09/20/2004, 11:25am PDT NEW
                            LEAVE PLZ NT by Equifax 09/20/2004, 11:50am PDT NEW
    Kill the child before it is borne forth. NT by Tycho of Penny Arcade fame 09/19/2004, 9:00am PDT NEW
        I'M A HUMAN FUCKIN BEING NT by Baby Gabe 09/19/2004, 1:14pm PDT NEW
    Ahahahahahahaha WHYDURST NT by Creexul :( 09/19/2004, 1:31pm PDT NEW
        How's your dad doing these days? NT by whydirt 09/19/2004, 3:33pm PDT NEW
            He has severe brain damage. NT by Creexul :( 09/19/2004, 7:40pm PDT NEW
    Frowny? What kind of liberal are you? WE LOVE ABORTIONS! WHEEE!!! NT by Mischief Coathanger 09/19/2004, 6:01pm PDT NEW
        David Cross said it best by whydirt 09/19/2004, 6:26pm PDT NEW
            STOP RIGHT THERE! by Forum Police 09/20/2004, 2:05am PDT NEW
                You're wrong and dumb. by whydirt 09/20/2004, 10:05am PDT NEW
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