Zseni wrote:

:(

Yeah, that's pretty bad. But it's a whole lot worse for her. I mean a huge, huge, giant lot worse for her. I hope she's got friends who listen well.

Of course posting here about it is like asking for a team of sitcom writers to brew you up a heap of hilarious abuse. You dumb boner! Etc. I'm going to have to leave that one to the boys, though, because I'm too busy empathizing with your poor dumb girlfriend and her fruitful womb. Oh lord that poor poor girl. She is in a world containing nothing but worry right now, and there is no way out that doesn't involve a lifetime of responsibility for her decision. Go run out and get her something pretty. And strangle her with it if she did this to both of you on purpose, the sick bitch.

Christ, I wouldn't trust those little pills for anything, though. It's like trying to murder someone with poison: there are too many things that can go wrong with chemistry. And in the meantime: daily doses of UNNATURAL SHIT wandering around your bloodstream and precious goddamn organs, causing untold side effects and unknown long term effects, all (predominantly) for fucky. They are a terrifying idea. You don't know how much I hate that their close relationship to feminism. OOOOO I'm getting more pissed off at you every second!