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Re: Resident Evil Toronto Apocalypse by Ice Cream Jonsey 09/16/2004, 8:26pm PDT
Fussbett wrote:

Jill Valentine. Remember when she almost became a "Jill sandwich" in Resident Evil: The Video Game? Well now she's a tough as leather bitch who wears big leather boots and maybe even eats leather. She'll shoot the fuck out of anything and then smoke the shit out of a cigarette and then scowl the crap out of your ugly face, so you'd better watch yourself. But then when her partner gets bitten, she can't bring herself to shoot him. Whoops, I just pointed out another cliché.


I.... ah, I just can't help it, I love these movies with these little doll-sized women who dress tough and shoot shit up all the time. Do you believe in an infinite world, Fussbett? I do, and I'll direct a movie in it someday and when I do it's going to be ten size-six girls with 34D tits that are naked and on display for the entirety of the movie, no, film shooting one zombie right after another. The cemetary will lead into a graveyard which will lead into a sewer which will lead right to an old house on a hill (backlit by the moon) which leads into a meat locker which leads into a chainsaw factory.

I'm pretty sure I would avoid having someone break through stained glass, unmotivated, on a motorcycle, though. I'd like there to be some chance that the thing could actually get green-lit.


the dark and gritty...Ice Cream Jonsey!
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Resident Evil Toronto Apocalypse by Fussbett 09/16/2004, 6:46pm PDT NEW
    Re: Resident Evil Toronto Apocalypse by FABIO 09/16/2004, 8:00pm PDT NEW
    Re: Resident Evil Toronto Apocalypse by Ice Cream Jonsey 09/16/2004, 8:26pm PDT NEW
        dont forget bungie jumping out of a helicopter with both guns blazing NT by FABIO 09/16/2004, 9:34pm PDT NEW
        Re: Resident Evil Toronto Apocalypse by Lurker Shoomoser 09/30/2004, 1:19am PDT NEW
 
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