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that it was the exact same movie as the first?
-Main plot revolves around the main villain attempting to solve the mutant problem once and for all. He does so by building a machine that requires that one of the X-men be hooked up to for it to work; that X-man must be kidnapped.
-Professor X is taken out of action for a good chunk of the movie, forcing the X-men to solve the dilemma on their own.
-Cyclops and Wolverine once again fight over Jean.
-Woverine confronts the main villain who unleashes his mutant bodyguard to slow him down. The bodyguard is an exact copy of wolverine and the two slug it out with kung-fu and claws.
According to sources, the next movie will involve Apocalypse discovering the newly ressurected Jean "Phoenix" "Why the fuck couldn't I divert the water from the plane or let Nightcrawler teleport me back in?" Grey. This is perfect as he has just constructed a device that will raze the earth to cinder so that a new order shall arise from the ashes, and what better to power it with than a PHOENIX!!! Cyclops and Wolverine will spend 20 minutes shouting "No, I get to rescue her!" back and forth. During their fistfight, they bump into a display shelf and a large vase falls off and crashes onto Professor X's head, knocking him out cold for the rest of the movie. At the end Wolverine fights an actual wolverine when he accidently steps on its den right before he was about to finish off Apocalypse. Apocalypse is defeated, pan out to the narration of Patrick Stewart philsophizing about humans and mutants getting along.
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X-men 2 by FOF 04/30/2003, 9:38am PDT 
And for those of us who think the original movie sucked pretty hard? NT by Senor Barborito 04/30/2003, 9:39am PDT
Your opinions will not change. X -men 2 will suck pretty hard for you too. by FOF 04/30/2003, 9:49am PDT
Who fucking cares? Halle Berry and Kelly Hu in the same movie in tight leather. NT by Chairman Mao 04/30/2003, 11:49am PDT
Wake me up when it's the Olsen twins. NT by Senor Barborito 04/30/2003, 11:52am PDT
Why don't big actresses do nudity anymore? Tight dresses. ooooh. NT by Mischief Maker 04/30/2003, 3:55pm PDT
Oh please. by Chairman Mao 04/30/2003, 4:01pm PDT
Re: Oh please. by FABIO 05/02/2003, 9:18am PDT
Re: Oh please. by Chairman Mao 05/02/2003, 11:39am PDT
Re: Oh please. by FABIO 05/02/2003, 1:37pm PDT
Re: Oh please. by Chairman Mao 05/02/2003, 1:37pm PDT
Step AWAY from the fantasy world by FABIO 05/02/2003, 1:42pm PDT
FABIO's objective heterosexuality by Chairman Mao 05/02/2003, 1:49pm PDT
Re: FABIO's objective heterosexuality by FABIO 05/02/2003, 2:38pm PDT
Aw fuck it. by Chairman Mao 05/02/2003, 6:08pm PDT
Re: Oh please. by Gaydar 05/02/2003, 2:21pm PDT
Zing. NT by Chairman Mao 05/02/2003, 5:46pm PDT
Looks like it might be worth seeing. by Media Fag 05/02/2003, 4:23pm PDT
Crazy Fat Harry agrees. by Fussbett 05/02/2003, 6:13pm PDT
I feel filthy and unclean after reading that -- Anyone who has ever read an by X-Men comic, ever 05/02/2003, 6:55pm PDT
Nightcrawler = BEST GERMAN EVER! by foogla 05/02/2003, 7:57am PDT
Re: Nightcrawler = BEST GERMAN EVER! by FABIO 05/02/2003, 9:15am PDT
Re: Nightcrawler = BEST GERMAN EVER! by Ice Cream Jonsey 05/02/2003, 12:28pm PDT
That's bullshit (slight spoilers) by mrs. johnson 05/02/2003, 5:32pm PDT
Re: That's bullshit (slight spoilers) by Forensic 05/03/2003, 1:00pm PDT
Actually by mrs. johnson 05/03/2003, 6:53pm PDT
INTRODUCE MOTHERFUCKING GAMBIT ALREADY GODDAMNIT NT by Senor Barborito 05/03/2003, 7:01pm PDT
when the fuck are they putting that X-men cartoon back into syndication? by FABIO 05/03/2003, 11:01pm PDT
Re: INTRODUCE MOTHERFUCKING GAMBIT ALREADY GODDAMNIT by No Body 05/04/2003, 2:59am PDT
Re: Actually by foogla 05/03/2003, 8:21pm PDT
Re: Actually by Fussbett 05/03/2003, 9:00pm PDT
Ooog by My Brain Hurts 05/04/2003, 12:28pm PDT
Re: Ooog by Lizard_King 05/04/2003, 12:51pm PDT
Re: Ooog by Moab 05/04/2003, 10:14pm PDT
Define: Irony by Ray, of Light 05/04/2003, 1:28pm PDT
paging hodad and jeep by foogla 05/04/2003, 8:28pm PDT
Others. by FOF 05/04/2003, 9:54pm PDT
Marvel Directory by FoK 05/04/2003, 10:31pm PDT
Less Impressed by Moab 05/05/2003, 12:16am PDT
Re: Marvel Directory by Ice Cream Jonsey 05/05/2003, 1:04am PDT
That explains it. NT by FoK 05/05/2003, 12:17pm PDT
Makes sense (INC predictably continues the Marvel Directory praise backlash) by I need clarification 05/05/2003, 1:18pm PDT
What? No Mr. Fish? No Rainbow Raider??? NT by Mischief Maker 05/05/2003, 11:42am PDT
Those were DC characters, dude. by Fussbett 05/05/2003, 12:46pm PDT
Re: Those were DC characters, dude. by FABIO 05/05/2003, 2:18pm PDT
did anyone else notice by FABIO 05/14/2003, 6:25pm PDT
more by foogla 05/14/2003, 6:49pm PDT
Re: more by FABIO 05/14/2003, 8:11pm PDT
Saw it finally. Better than X1. by Fullofkittens 05/16/2003, 12:00pm PDT
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