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Tom Ridge, Secretary of Oxymorons by I need clarification 03/18/2003, 1:50pm PST Not content with becoming the nation's laughingstock with his ridiculous color-coded alert system, Ridge has now introduced his new plan, "Operation Liberty Shield." Soon to come: "Operation Terrorist Friend," "Operation Smart President," and "Operation We Don't Know What The Hell We're Doing But Check Out These Cool Graphics."

Tom Ridge, Secretary of Oxymorons by I need clarification 03/18/2003, 1:50pm PST     Unfunny. -nt- NT by The Hypocrisy Brigade 03/18/2003, 1:56pm PST         A winner is you by I need clarification 03/18/2003, 2:05pm PST             Confidential to INC: Change your nick, stop being so bitchy, and you can fit in. NT by Conformation Commander 03/18/2003, 4:06pm PST                 Never speak this way again in my presence. by Zseni 03/18/2003, 4:25pm PST                     It's a meta-troll, duh. NT NT by SB 03/18/2003, 4:49pm PST                         In other news: kittens don't actually understand English, so it's useless trying by to talk to them. - Zseni 03/18/2003, 5:53pm PST                             Translation by Senor Barborito 03/18/2003, 6:07pm PST                                 Brainstorming by Ray, of Light 03/18/2003, 7:05pm PST                                     Re: Brainstorming by Senor Barborito 03/18/2003, 8:04pm PST                 $caltropsCounter++; [nt] NT by I need clarification 03/18/2003, 4:54pm PST     Preliminary report: This post sucks. You need to put it down. n/t NT by Lt. L. Owell, Task Force Laughter 03/18/2003, 2:14pm PST         Fuck by I need clarification 03/18/2003, 4:52pm PST             Think of what you've done to the word "clarification." -nt- by Bill Dungsroman 03/18/2003, 5:35pm PST