Forum Overview :: Motherfucking News :: Tom Ridge, Secretary of Oxymorons

[quote name="I need clarification"]Not content with becoming the nation's laughingstock with his ridiculous color-coded alert system, Ridge has now introduced his new plan, "<a href=http://news.yahoo.com/fc?tmpl=fc&cid=34&in=us&cat=terrorism>Operation Liberty Shield</a>." Soon to come: "Operation Terrorist Friend," "Operation Smart President," and "Operation We Don't Know What The Hell We're Doing But Check Out These Cool Graphics."[/quote]