I need clarification wrote:

Senor Barborito wrote:

Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:

Bill Dungsroman wrote:

Speaking of which, are we ever going to have a West-of-the-Mississippi Caltropscon? It may be lazy of me to suggest sunny Las Vegas as a possible site, but it could be framed in the context of Comdex or E3 of next year. I just got a promotion (a big one), and I'll be moving into a three bedroom house come June, which ought to be more than suitable for a get-together. Or whatever. You, of course, would have to bring your sister.

Is E3 in Vegas next year? If this is true, then this has to happen. It's an 10 or 11 hour drive from my house to Vegas if you're being a pussy about it so anyone in Colorado (well, myself and three others -- this means you, laudable; the only response you're getting to "I can't make it" is "NAK") can avoid the $250+ it seems to cost for a simple fucking weekend flight to Vegas and back.

Step 1: Make up a game company

Step 2: Buy business card(s) for said company

Step 3: Fill out E3 registration form, staple card to form, mail form and check to E3 people.

Step 4: Using legs and feet, walk into convention center. Be sure to open door first if it doesn't open automatically

That's howyou get in. If you need to, you can add "In God's name" to the front of each of those steps.

Bonus Step 5: Swivel head around neck, keeping eyes open, to observe activities inside convention center.