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Sure thing, Mr. Cyrris! by Little Crow 03/13/2003, 2:30am PST
Cyrris wrote:


Seriously, if I'm ever in a position where I'll need security (and given my interest in international consulting, that is a credible possibility), I want you to run the whole-fucking-show. Right down to "No Cyrris, you will not take a fucking piss untill I verify that the urinals are safe".

-Cyrris

Then again, I've been known to be paranoid.



Done and done. Just say the word, chief. I should warn you, though, my contract has a 20-page rider detailing things like what kind of cheap whiskey and pemmican I expect our corporate jet to be stocked with, porn preferences, countries I'm banned from, etc. Hell, there's 8 pages alone of Native racial slurs that, if uttered in my presence, legally allow me to shove a grenade down your pants and eject you from said corporate jet without a chute. But once we wade through all that, we're good to go...

Looking forward to inspecting urinal cakes for your safety!


LC
We can be paranoid together... BOSS!
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