Forum Overview :: Motherfucking News :: Sure thing, Mr. Cyrris!

[quote name="Little Crow"][quote name="Cyrris"] Seriously, if I'm ever in a position where I'll need security (and given my interest in international consulting, that is a credible possibility), I want <b>you</b> to run the whole-fucking-show. Right down to "No Cyrris, you will not take a fucking piss untill I verify that the urinals are safe". -Cyrris Then again, I've been known to be paranoid.[/quote] Done and done. Just say the word, chief. I should warn you, though, my contract has a 20-page rider detailing things like what kind of cheap whiskey and pemmican I expect our corporate jet to be stocked with, porn preferences, countries I'm banned from, etc. Hell, there's 8 pages alone of Native racial slurs that, if uttered in my presence, legally allow me to shove a grenade down your pants and eject you from said corporate jet without a chute. But once we wade through all that, we're good to go... Looking forward to inspecting urinal cakes for your safety! LC <i>We can be paranoid together... BOSS!</i>[/quote]