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| The hillariously buggy last boss monster by laudablepuss 03/04/2003, 2:32pm PST | ||||
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| Let me tell you about the time I had to fight this shithead. (I may have told this story before on the old forums.)
My party had a ring of regeneration, and my cleric was for some reason really resistant to fire damage. Or something. I forget. Anyway I run in and immediately butcher the two Iron Golems that the boss guy had as if they were actually paper mache golems. Then we just start to FUCKING WHALE ON THE GUY. My party was pretty badass in the straight-up smake-people-with-swords area. We probably did a couple hundred points of damage to the guy in a matter of seconds. Maybe that's what broke the game? He suddenly stops trying to fight back and just stoicly stands there taking a beating. Then he "Infernal Transports" his ass away, blasting my party with fiery flatulence. What the hell was that? Okay, we run over and continue the assraping. Infernal Trasport. Okay, my party is officially fucked up now. We're taking a breather while the ring slowly heals us. After having to take several breaks to regenerate, I became afraid that while my party was regenerating, maybe he was too. So I kept sending my cleric over to wiff pathetically and keep him occupied. Sometimes he'd manage to hurt her with his flame attack and sometimes she was able to hit him with her mace. Then when my party was good to go again, the cleric would retreat and we'd beat on him for a minute. I repeated this process for TWO MOTHERFUCKING HOURS. Then, when it seemed like the combat would never end, my cleric was swinging and missing and he decides to Infernal Transport. Only this time, he dies in the process. Does that mean he was taking damage from his own farts this whole time? WTF? GAY |
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The hillariously buggy last boss monster by 03/04/2003, 2:32pm PST  Re: The hillariously buggy last boss monster by 03/04/2003, 2:47pm PST Re: The hillariously buggy last boss monster by 03/04/2003, 3:37pm PST Re: The hillariously buggy last boss monster by 03/04/2003, 3:44pm PST Speaking of shitty boss monsters by 03/07/2003, 1:23pm PST That is so awesome, I'm going to reload BGII just to do this. -nt- by 03/07/2003, 1:32pm PST |
