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That's GOTTA be fake by Mischief Shai-Hulud 02/07/2003, 10:12pm PST
Jhoh Creexul wrote:

The FBI also asked on Friday for the public's help in locating Mohammed Sher Mohammad Khan.

They're so obsessed with naming their murdery children after Mohammed that they can't even restrain themselves to using his name once anymore.


C'mon! Everyone knows Mohammad is the name of 99% of TERRERASTS, but what are the other two names they attach to make him extra evil? Sher, which sounds like Cher, the hideous plastic-surgery disco beast whose music tormented Bill Murray in Purgatory. And his other name?

Khaaaaaaan!!!!!!!



Darth Tyranus was a more clever villian name.

Carefully adjusting his hairpiece, the Mischief Maker

PS. Hey, FBI! I pay my fucking tax dollars to you guys for a reason. The last thing I have time for is helping you to DO YOUR FUCKING JOB!
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