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[quote name="Mischief Shai-Hulud"][quote name="Jhoh Creexul"]The FBI also asked on Friday for the public's help in locating <b>Mohammed</b> Sher <b>Mohammad</b> Khan. They're so obsessed with naming their murdery children after Mohammed that they can't even restrain themselves to using his name once anymore.[/quote] C'mon! Everyone knows Mohammad is the name of 99% of TERRERASTS, but what are the other two names they attach to make him extra evil? Sher, which sounds like Cher, the hideous plastic-surgery disco beast whose music tormented Bill Murray in Purgatory. And his other name? <H1>Khaaaaaaan!!!!!!!</H1> Darth Tyranus was a more clever villian name. Carefully adjusting his hairpiece, the <B>Mischief Maker</B> PS. Hey, FBI! I pay my fucking tax dollars to you guys for a <B>reason</B>. The last thing I have time for is helping you to DO YOUR FUCKING JOB![/quote]