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Re: I can't think of anything snarky to say. by Rightbug 08/23/2004, 5:03pm PDT
E. L. Koba wrote:

Chairman Mao wrote:

Someone you know, Koba?


We met with a Sheik who offered a "30 day virgin bride" for 1 million dinars (~$700). She would be yours for 30 days, and then the marriage would be annulled and it was all cool with Islam and everything. My squad was going to all pitch in and get one, but we didn't have anywhere to put her.

Does she require a 30 day cooling off period between marriages to become virginal again? If you put a deposit down, could you inspect her cherry?

-- Rb
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I can't think of anything snarky to say. by Chairman Mao 08/23/2004, 12:02am PDT NEW
    God kids are so sadly hilarious. by Fussbett 08/23/2004, 12:48am PDT NEW
    He realizes his mistake when she serves up the first plate of cooked sand. NT by Creexul :( 08/23/2004, 11:51am PDT NEW
        Or wipes her ass with her bare hand by E. L. Koba 08/23/2004, 3:30pm PDT NEW
    Re: I can't think of anything snarky to say. by E. L. Koba 08/23/2004, 3:28pm PDT NEW
        Re: I can't think of anything snarky to say. by Bill Dungsroman 08/23/2004, 4:46pm PDT NEW
        Re: I can't think of anything snarky to say. by Rightbug 08/23/2004, 5:03pm PDT NEW
 
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