Forum Overview :: E.L. Koba Fights For Us :: Re: I can't think of anything snarky to say.

[quote name="Rightbug"][quote name="E. L. Koba"][quote name="Chairman Mao"]<a href="http://www.cnn.com/2004/US/West/08/22/war.bride.ap/index.html">Someone</a> you know, Koba?[/quote] We met with a Sheik who offered a "30 day virgin bride" for 1 million dinars (~$700). She would be yours for 30 days, and then the marriage would be annulled and it was all cool with Islam and everything. My squad was going to all pitch in and get one, but we didn't have anywhere to put her.[/quote] Does she require a 30 day cooling off period between marriages to become virginal again? If you put a deposit down, could you inspect her cherry? -- Rb[/quote]