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Re: A webshit reflects on his lack of employment by Niles 12/29/2024, 9:50pm PST
blackwater wrote:

Panic at the Job Market


Highlights:

- High interest rates have CRASHED DA JOB MARKET for webshits

- He wants to be paid "$5k to $10k per day" (yes ladies and germs that is millions of $ a year)

- Companies are asking him to do too many things!!!

- His resume lists his current job as "Waiting for AI Apocalypse"

- Apple's widgets use too much cpuuuuu

and so much more.



This is also why he is unemployed :



Basically, all the “free money” went away when the gubbment
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            What’s awful about that one? by Blackwater 11/10/2023, 4:30pm PST NEW
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    "Anecdotally" by Vidinfox 07/23/2020, 7:56pm PDT NEW
        it's everywhere by christ 11/13/2020, 7:39pm PST NEW
        Re: "Anecdotally" by Vidinfox 06/22/2021, 8:34am PDT NEW
            Re: "Anecdotally" by laudablepuss 06/22/2021, 3:07pm PDT NEW
                You came to the right thread. by Mysterio 06/22/2021, 4:20pm PDT NEW
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            hahahaha NT by Breonna Taylor, crazed arsonist 12/29/2020, 1:29pm PST NEW
                I am correct. Sorry you can't deal with it. by Vidinfox 12/29/2020, 2:42pm PST NEW
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    I don't smell like shit. You do. by Vidinfox 03/25/2021, 5:31am PDT NEW
        Re: I don't smell like shit. You do. by Reg 04/27/2021, 7:08pm PDT NEW
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        Re: Bounties by Vidinfox 01/25/2022, 2:54pm PST NEW
            I found one! by Ice Cream Jonsey 02/13/2022, 3:42pm PST NEW
                Re: I found one! by Horus Truthteller 02/27/2022, 8:03am PST NEW
    Such autism by Reg 04/27/2021, 7:07pm PDT NEW
        Is this something they enjoy? by Ichabod 04/28/2021, 5:01pm PDT NEW
    I enjoy overpaid clowns that serve ads talking about other subjects by Mysterio Cabal 05/10/2021, 7:01am PDT NEW
    This one is terrible. by Vidinfox 05/24/2021, 8:47pm PDT NEW
    A good one? by momma mia 05/24/2021, 9:47pm PDT NEW
    A week without reading Hackernews comments made me a happier person. by Ice Cream Jonsey 09/14/2021, 7:33am PDT NEW
        Welcome to HN by blackwater 09/16/2021, 4:40pm PDT NEW
    Re: Bad Hackernews takes by Ice Cream Jonsey 11/05/2021, 5:50am PDT NEW
    Vidinfox by Guy makes a baby-naming app 11/05/2021, 9:44pm PDT NEW
    "Not defending Pol Pot, but" NT by Today's high score 11/10/2021, 6:10pm PST NEW
    Re: Bad Hackernews takes by Mysterio 01/09/2022, 8:43pm PST NEW
        awebshitsayswhat? NT by "x1b[48;5;011TEXTx1[0m" 01/10/2022, 2:08pm PST NEW
            This has brought out the web shits. by Horus Truthteller 01/10/2022, 8:11pm PST NEW
    Ivermectin by Vidinfox 01/28/2022, 5:58am PST NEW
    This whole disaster thread about airlines...... by Vidinfox 02/05/2022, 10:20am PST NEW
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    Honestly, the OP has come across as the asshole with wrong opinions this whole t NT by Just Sayan 02/11/2022, 10:50am PST NEW
        Right. Not defending Pol Pot, but NT by Mysterio 02/11/2022, 2:33pm PST NEW
        Hush and drink your horse paste, cretin NT by Can I Play? 02/11/2022, 5:39pm PST NEW
    This is every exchange on that shit hole site by Mysterio 02/23/2022, 12:00pm PST NEW
    The Future of Perl NT by The Future of Perl 02/27/2022, 8:02am PST NEW
    Re: Bad Hackernews takes by Vidinfox 03/09/2022, 4:36pm PST NEW
        It's not that unreasonable, is it? by blackwater 03/10/2022, 10:56pm PST NEW
            Re: It's not that unreasonable, is it? by Judge Barry 03/11/2022, 6:34am PST NEW
    I can't do this asshole justice. by Vidinfox 04/05/2022, 6:23am PDT NEW
        I wonder this by Mysterio 04/05/2022, 7:02am PDT NEW
        In 2020, the median household income was $67,521. by YATA2 04/05/2022, 9:22am PDT NEW
            Re: In 2020, the median household income was $67,521. by Mysterio 04/05/2022, 9:36am PDT NEW
                You can't talk to people that way. It's not nice. by Oh 04/05/2022, 9:41am PDT NEW
                    The median income is literally the dividing line between wealthy and poor. by YATA2 04/05/2022, 10:39am PDT NEW
                        You got moxie, kid by I'll beat your ass 04/05/2022, 10:41am PDT NEW
                        Isn't it more that you'd be in the middle? A class.......... by in the middle? 04/05/2022, 10:42am PDT NEW
                            This guy is catching on. That would make one side of the median lower middle... by YATA2 04/05/2022, 10:48am PDT NEW
                                Wouldn't it make it "the middle class"? by in the middle? 04/05/2022, 10:49am PDT NEW
                                    The upper class starts at upper middle class. Que onda. NT by YATA2 04/05/2022, 10:51am PDT NEW
                                        I'm an economist and I don't think that's accurate. by Economist Guy 04/05/2022, 10:52am PDT NEW
                                            By volume, you would likely be two economists. NT by YATA2 04/05/2022, 10:55am PDT NEW
                                                Re: By volume, you would likely be two economists. by Economist Guy 04/05/2022, 10:59am PDT NEW
                                                    By volume, I can't hear you. NT by YATA2 04/05/2022, 11:01am PDT NEW
                                                        ouch NT by Economist Guy 04/05/2022, 11:26am PDT NEW
                                                            I would tell you to let your seed wither in your loin... by YATA2 04/05/2022, 11:36am PDT NEW
                                                                Re: I would tell you to let your seed wither in your loin... by Call Me Snake 04/05/2022, 12:23pm PDT NEW
                                                                    Pregnancy is a binary, wealth is a spectrum. by YATA2 04/05/2022, 12:42pm PDT NEW
                                                                        He's an expert on the spectrum NT by because he's on it 04/05/2022, 1:25pm PDT NEW
                                                                            Cheap shot NT by Oh 04/05/2022, 1:45pm PDT NEW
                                        YATA2! You are in a coma! We are trying to reach you! by PLEASE READ ON 04/05/2022, 10:53am PDT NEW
                                    No man, 30 bucks an hour in the US means you are FABRUROUSLY WEALTHY by Holy shit, that's what this guy 04/05/2022, 10:51am PDT NEW
                                        Not being poor makes you some degree of wealthy, pravda. NT by YATA2 04/05/2022, 10:57am PDT NEW
                                            You're a fucking retard and you got everything wrong NT by Hysterical Losers 04/20/2022, 7:37pm PDT NEW
                sHADDAP fake tough guy NT by I'll beat your ass 04/05/2022, 10:39am PDT NEW
    The worst one ever? by Mysterio 04/20/2022, 11:01am PDT NEW
        This is a good one by Hysterical Losers 04/20/2022, 11:11am PDT NEW
            Imagine being so broken as a person that you believe lying is not just acceptabl by but also laudable 04/20/2022, 5:54pm PDT NEW
                A pro-student loan guy. Only the cockroaches are left. NT by Hysterical Losers 04/20/2022, 7:36pm PDT NEW
                Re: Imagine being so broken as a person that you believe lying is not just by take the L 07/23/2022, 12:42pm PDT NEW
        Re: The worst one ever? by hO 04/20/2022, 11:23am PDT NEW
            Dogshit post as usual NT by Hysterical Losers 04/20/2022, 2:52pm PDT NEW
                This must be one of those nasty Trumpists who keep stirring shit up by Horus is gonna be pissed 04/20/2022, 10:33pm PDT NEW
            Re: The worst one ever? by Administrative STAAAAATE 04/20/2022, 6:58pm PDT NEW
                Re: The worst one ever? by Hysterical Losers 04/23/2022, 10:40am PDT NEW
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        i cant even............................. by Gaige Grosskreutz 06/15/2022, 12:29pm PDT NEW
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    Experts on everything. by Ice Cream Jonsey 07/12/2022, 6:47am PDT NEW
    Hackernews tackles the delicate subject of critising people on the internet by blackwater 08/14/2022, 12:14pm PDT NEW
        * criticizing NT by blackwater 08/14/2022, 12:14pm PDT NEW
    Watch doughy nerds incorrect one another in this thread. It's about fitness. by Mysterio 08/16/2022, 5:49am PDT NEW
    We got guys defending asbestos over there today NT by Booo 10/24/2022, 8:17pm PDT NEW
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            THIS by Yaris 02/03/2023, 6:08pm PST NEW
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    I find a lot of people who should quit don't. by blackwater 02/22/2023, 4:12pm PST NEW
    I have a question: wtf is hackernews NT by Fullofkittens 02/23/2023, 5:31am PST NEW
        https://news.ycombinator.com/ by Mysterio 02/23/2023, 11:54am PST NEW
    Four Byte Burger by A FRIEND 04/27/2023, 7:29am PDT NEW
        The video needs its own thread. NT by Ice Cream Jonsey 04/27/2023, 8:06am PDT NEW
    Hewlett Packard's ink subscriptions by Vidinfox 05/22/2023, 7:07am PDT NEW
    the Unabomber by Vidinfox 06/10/2023, 2:45pm PDT NEW
        Leave Uncle Ted alone! NT by h0 06/10/2023, 4:41pm PDT NEW
    Vincent Van Gogh by Bad as you think 06/28/2023, 6:22am PDT NEW
        Luxury that's worthless if you are chased by heat and thirst NT by Mysterio 06/28/2023, 6:48am PDT NEW
            Right? by God 06/28/2023, 10:24am PDT NEW
            The art market is a free market! NT by Hunter Biden 06/28/2023, 1:58pm PDT NEW
        Most of the comments aren't that bad. by blackwater 06/28/2023, 11:09pm PDT NEW
            Van Gogh: competent implementer by Senior Barborito 06/29/2023, 10:52am PDT NEW
                Oh so you're an art critic now? by blackwater 06/29/2023, 12:33pm PDT NEW
                    That painting is bad. NT by Andrew Bernard, Art Critic 06/29/2023, 3:10pm PDT NEW
            Holeup, 2 of them started complimenting Denver International Airport by Ice Cream Jonsey 06/29/2023, 1:16pm PDT NEW
                That horse's gigantic demonic testicles slipped and crushed the sculpture by Roop 06/29/2023, 4:44pm PDT NEW
    Speaking of turbo-autism on Hackernews... by blackwater 06/28/2023, 11:19pm PDT NEW
        Re: Speaking of turbo-autism on Hackernews... by dang 06/29/2023, 1:17pm PDT NEW
    Re: Bad Hackernews takes by The Bridge Tender 07/01/2023, 1:27pm PDT NEW
        Using "fail" as a noun is a fail. NT by I laid your mom's back. 07/01/2023, 3:40pm PDT NEW
    How to get Hacker News webshits Yosemite-Sam levels of mad by blackwater 07/05/2023, 7:43pm PDT NEW
        So far I've scrolled through fifteen pages and nobody seems mad. by pinback 07/06/2023, 5:01am PDT NEW
            There were some better comments upvoted after I posted. by blackwater 07/06/2023, 6:19am PDT NEW
                Vindinfox and you are the dummies NT by please stop with this thread -Caltr 07/06/2023, 11:26am PDT NEW
                    Not to defend Pol Pot, but by You are the dummy 07/06/2023, 11:28am PDT NEW
                        webshits incorrect each other about lead poisoning by blackwater 07/24/2023, 2:28pm PDT NEW
                    fuck you NT by Thonk 03/07/2024, 11:47am PST NEW
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        We, adults, need to bully kids with iPhones by Ice Cream Jonsey 09/01/2023, 5:51am PDT NEW
    Big Shit by blackwater 09/11/2023, 11:32am PDT NEW
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        swozey is a hero, of course he is downloaded to hell by Vidinfox 09/25/2023, 7:47pm PDT NEW
            Re: swozey is a hero, of course he is downloaded to hell by swozey 10/31/2023, 7:20pm PDT NEW
                Re: swozey is a hero, of course he is downloaded to hell by swozey 10/31/2023, 7:26pm PDT NEW
                    Re: swozey is a hero, of course he is downloaded to hell by swozey 10/31/2023, 7:31pm PDT NEW
                    Re: swozey is a hero, of course he is downloaded to hell by good work 01/08/2024, 5:12pm PST NEW
                        Re: swozey is a hero, of course he is downloaded to hell by i dint thonk it was him 03/07/2024, 11:46am PST NEW
    Hackernews is in a frenzy about the Bored Ape festival that blinded w/ UV lights by blackwater 11/06/2023, 4:22pm PST NEW
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        Re: Bad Hackernews takes by laudablepuss 01/08/2024, 11:24am PST NEW
        Webshits believe you should hire more webshits. Film at 11. NT by blackwater 01/08/2024, 3:44pm PST NEW
            "Film at 11" is the most cringe boomer comment imaginable, ofc it came from u by good work 01/08/2024, 5:09pm PST NEW
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            You're stupid by You're stupid 03/07/2024, 11:36am PST NEW
            Paying a fee and receiving a product is a description of all NT by transactions 03/07/2024, 11:38am PST NEW
                Thanks? NT by PDFidelio 03/07/2024, 12:16pm PST NEW
                    You have made a friend here. I'm Thonk. I will be your guide on this channel. by Thonk 03/07/2024, 12:23pm PST NEW
            "HP ink is overpriced. I would rather subscribe to a third-party ink service." by The PC from those Mac commercials. 03/07/2024, 3:14pm PST NEW
                I need to borrow some money. NT by Thonk 03/27/2024, 11:06pm PDT NEW
    Re: Bad Hackernews takes by Vidinfox 03/27/2024, 10:58pm PDT NEW
        This cunt by Mysterio 03/28/2024, 10:09am PDT NEW
    A webshit reflects on his lack of employment by blackwater 07/17/2024, 1:37pm PDT NEW
        Re: A webshit reflects on his lack of employment by Niles 12/29/2024, 9:50pm PST NEW
    The Jimmy Carter thread is peak hackernews. NT by Niles 12/29/2024, 9:48pm PST NEW
 
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