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Glory and Miserable Survivors by <----- vampire 03/27/2023, 1:37am PDT How shitty is shitfest Vampire Survivors when even the Chinese porn knockoffs are superior? Choose from a roster of heroines. Survive 20 waves or they'll get gang raped. You get a creampie counter at the end! Pushing past the porn, the game is surprisingly solid. It's the fastest game of the bunch, with an invincibility dash. The characters are more varied than Vampire Shits. Unfortunately, the treasure chest animations are here too. They are the exact same animation, in a brazen ripoff. The run also breaks if you hit a chest jackpot, to the point where you can beat the whole thing AFK. The biggest shakeup is the deployable buildings. Along with weapons, you can drop a building on the map for an effect. Some are passive. Some are damage. Some are CC. Create your own chokepoints and kill zones. It's a tad more tower defense in that regard. The objective is even to prevent enemies from reaching the other side, not straight up survival. If you want to cum, or have a smidge of tower defense in the game, then get Glory and Miserable Survivors.

The following games are all better than Vampire Survivors by <----- vampire 03/27/2023, 12:57am PDT     20 Minutes Till Dawn by <----- vampire 03/27/2023, 1:21am PDT         Free now on Epic NT by Free Games Patrol Team 01/02/2024, 8:52pm PST     Spirit Hunters: Infinite Horde by <----- vampire 03/27/2023, 1:28am PDT     Glory and Miserable Survivors by <----- vampire 03/27/2023, 1:37am PDT     <------ what kind of person enjoys Vampire Survivors? by <----- vampire 03/27/2023, 1:42am PDT     Beautiful Mystic Survivors by <----- vampire 03/27/2023, 6:52am PDT     This is the list I didn't know I needed. Thank you NT by E. L. Koba 03/27/2023, 3:44pm PDT     Army of Ruin by <----- vampire 11/05/2023, 1:23pm PST         ^this wasn't me NT by <-----vampire 11/05/2023, 10:43pm PST     What about Disfigured? by pinback 11/05/2023, 2:27pm PST     Karate Survivor is the most fun one of these I've yet played. Raises the bar. by Mischief Maker 12/31/2024, 10:46am PST         What is with the balance in this game? by Jackie Chunk Adventures 01/01/2025, 1:47am PST             There's a mechanic that unlocks that throws a giant monkeywrench into that calc. NT by MM 01/01/2025, 7:07am PST                 Unlock cancer NT by >:( 01/01/2025, 3:49pm PST                     Done! NT by pinback 01/01/2025, 3:50pm PST         nothing is worse than Vampire HURRvivors NT by NOTHING 01/01/2025, 4:18pm PST         Thumble in the Bronx NT by Like if you use a gamepad 01/01/2025, 5:34pm PST