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by Pirate Police Procedural Review 09/13/2018, 1:51am PDT |
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Tonight I watched the John Cusack serial killer movie The Factory (filmed in 2008, released direct-to-video in 2012). It's possible I've seen a stupider twist ending before, but I sure as hell can't remember one. I've definitely never seen a stupider twist ending in a movie that purports to be "inspired by true events." It's offensive to women, career women, infertile women, men dressed as women, and anyone who knows how much houses cost. DO NOT SEE THE FACTORY.
That's not what I wanted to talk about, though, this is: I don't believe murdering women makes you a psycho. I don't condone that sort of thing, but I understand it. Putting women in a well is getting there, but it's still within the realm of reason, especially if you already have the well. The thing that really makes you a psycho, the thing there's no coming back from, is watching public domain cartoons from the 1930s. They sell collections of them at the dollar store, Cartoons to Commit Unspeakable Crimes To. If you ever see a TV tuned to public domain cartoons, just get out of the fucking house. I don't care if it's your house, it's unclean now, you can't sleep there. If the realtor asks why you're selling, say you found a bunch of dead hookers down the well. You can even put air quotes around "found" and wink when you say it, as long as your TV isn't tuned to the inside of a manic depressive grandma's head you're fine.
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Pan (2015) by Pirate Pirate Movie Review 09/12/2018, 2:16am PDT 
Would you say you panned the movie? NT by TDARCOS 2.0 09/12/2018, 10:39pm PDT
You might say it didn't "capture my interest." by Pirate Police Procedural Review 09/13/2018, 1:51am PDT
Identity also had a stupid twist ending :( by laudablepuss 09/13/2018, 7:59am PDT
My name is by Michael Cane 09/13/2018, 8:14am PDT
My name is actually NT by Michael Caine 09/13/2018, 1:22pm PDT
I just saw 6 Souls. Not bad! by D.I.D. D.V.D. Review 09/14/2018, 1:47am PDT
Re: I just saw 6 Souls. Not bad! by laudablepuss 09/14/2018, 9:37am PDT
Re: I just saw 6 Souls. Not bad! by laudablepuss 09/14/2018, 10:00am PDT
I think we're learning a lot about ourselves from our responses to this movie. by D.I.D. D.V.D. Review 09/14/2018, 1:39pm PDT
?_? NT by laudablepuss 09/14/2018, 3:34pm PDT
That's supposed to be the glare of disapproval by laudablepuss 09/14/2018, 3:37pm PDT
OK, maybe you didn't say it, maybe it was Jesse Ventura. But I bet you agree! by D.I.D. D.V.D. Review 09/14/2018, 5:41pm PDT
The other guy made me want to watch this NT by ~_~ 09/14/2018, 7:02pm PDT
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I did like one part by laudablepuss 09/15/2018, 6:43am PDT
I watched Shimmer Lake tonight. It was okay! Mild spoilers. by Rob v. Nate CorddryVD Review 09/17/2018, 12:44am PDT
Re: I watched Shimmer Lake tonight. It was okay! Mild spoilers. by laudablepuss 09/17/2018, 9:26am PDT
I can see your point, and I didn't DIS-like the movie, however... (SPOILERS) by Rob v. Nate CorddryVD Review 09/17/2018, 4:34pm PDT
Re: I can see your point, and I didn't DIS-like the movie, however... (SPOILERS) by laudablepuss 09/18/2018, 8:10am PDT
Sure, that works. I guess her heart was as cold as her ass was phat. by Pirate Private Memory Review 09/18/2018, 10:00pm PDT
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I wanted to do Breakfast at Tiffany's but I wasn't hungry for it NT by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 09/13/2018, 8:44am PDT
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