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I'm really glad I didn't pay $3 for this. And so is my stupid etc. by Pricing mistake? 06/14/2016, 2:07pm PDT I somehow got it in my head that this game was like pokemon with girls, where every time you slept with one you got a trading card that you could use to summon them again for sex battles with other witchers, and when they earned enough experience points from sex battling they would evolve from barely legal teen to milf to mature lady. And their mental and physical characteristics would get more and more exaggerated with each evolution, but in a hyper-realistic Polish way that meant some of them would get really unappealing, but by that point it would be too late in the game and you already invested so much time into grinding them that starting over with a fresh one would be inconceivable and you'd just have to stick it out until the end. Apparently I was way off. It's actually more like a Choose Your Own Adventure novel starring Drizzt Do'Urden as super unresponsive Batman. You collect stuff but it's mostly plants, and there is some sex but you always wear pants. What is he even putting inside these women?? You'd think with all of these extraneous menu screens one of them would just have a big gigantic model of your little man's normal sized penis you can examine and rotate and apply homemade plant oil to buuut nope it's just page after page of bonuses to hit armor class 0. Oh wait you're saying there are some skeleton penalties associated with this edged weapon? NO SHIT MICHAEL MOORCOCK, just show me my fucking melnibone :(

The Witcher 2 is free on Xbox Live, no Gold subscription required. NT by Pricing mistake? 01/20/2016, 6:52pm PST     It's on sale for $3 every other month NT by fabio 01/20/2016, 9:17pm PST         You want me to shove my three dollars up my stupid *where*?! by Okay I'll think about it. 01/20/2016, 10:35pm PST             Oh come on it's obviously *SPOILERS* Because I'm right. by Worm 01/21/2016, 6:47am PST                 They can't kill the spoiler two seasons in a row. That's how you get known as by the show about dead spoilers. 01/21/2016, 7:18am PST             I bet it has something to do with a season long flashback to the island by bombMexico 01/27/2016, 9:49pm PST                 You'd think having a guy who can shrink to microscopic size would be more useful by (not Robin Hood useful, but still). 02/12/2016, 5:34am PST                     Was that an FG reference in last night's episode? "Stand back - waaaay back!" NT by FG = Friendly Giant (duh) 04/29/2016, 6:24am PDT     I'm really glad I didn't pay $3 for this. And so is my stupid etc. by Pricing mistake? 06/14/2016, 2:07pm PDT         I spoke too soon! This is totes worth $3 - maybe more. by Pricing mistake? 06/18/2016, 12:12pm PDT             Changed my mind! I didn't even pay for this and I want my $3 back. :( by Pricing mistake? 07/02/2016, 4:11am PDT                 One of the devs made a complete overhaul mod for the combat by Mysterioso 07/02/2016, 7:19am PDT                     I don't think that's going to work on my Xbox copy. by Pricing mistake? 07/02/2016, 5:15pm PDT