Caltrops - I Can't Afford a XBL Gold Membership





	[quote name="Pricing mistake?"]I somehow got it in my head that this game was like pokemon with girls, where every time you slept with one you got a trading card that you could use to summon them again for sex battles with other witchers, and when they earned enough experience points from sex battling they would evolve from barely legal teen to milf to mature lady. And their mental and physical characteristics would get more and more exaggerated with each evolution, but in a hyper-realistic Polish way that meant some of them would get really unappealing, but by that point it would be too late in the game and you already invested so much time into grinding them that starting over with a fresh one would be inconceivable and you'd just have to stick it out until the end. Apparently I was way off. It's actually more like a Choose Your Own Adventure novel starring Drizzt Do'Urden as super unresponsive Batman. You collect stuff but it's mostly plants, and there is some sex but you always wear pants. What is he even putting inside these women?? You'd think with all of these extraneous menu screens one of them would just have a big gigantic model of your little man's normal sized penis you can examine and rotate and apply homemade plant oil to buuut nope it's just page after page of bonuses to hit armor class 0. Oh wait you're saying there are some skeleton penalties associated with this edged weapon? NO SHIT MICHAEL MOORCOCK, just show me my fucking melnibone :([/quote]