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by Dream Cast 10/10/2015, 9:04pm PDT |
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I'm currently 83 levels deep into something called Frozen Free Fall: Snowball Fight. It's exactly like Bejeweled, except they let you choose from a harem of girls and boys at various stages of development to stand next to the board and cheer you on. I can only imagine how much better it would be if, instead of clapping and pumping their fist when you make a match, you could make them flash their tits or pump their fist suggestively.
This is my main man. I don't know what his name is in the movie because I haven't seen it, but I've decided his Bejeweled stripper name is Axe Handel. When it's cold outside, he is hot, hot, hot. "SHOW US YOUR COCK," I slur at my screen, to generally no avail. "Show me your cock :(" |
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Derek Smart is blowing away some ghazi jerk right now. by Souffle of Pain 09/26/2015, 11:07am PDT 
I've never understood the appeal of by soap operas. 09/26/2015, 12:39pm PDT 
Has nothing to do with gg. Sorry. by fucking idiots 09/26/2015, 12:52pm PDT 
You asshole. You ruined my post. NT by Souffle of Pain 09/26/2015, 1:20pm PDT 
Because he invoked Milo and some other guy (who is gamergate I guess?) by Worm 09/26/2015, 2:00pm PDT 
Also anything involving harper is gamergate because it's the context in which sh by Worm 09/26/2015, 2:01pm PDT 
Fine. by fucking idiots 09/26/2015, 2:32pm PDT 
HA HA HA NT by Oh well 09/26/2015, 2:35pm PDT 
Re: Has nothing to do with gg. Sorry. by Oops my mistake. 09/26/2015, 2:52pm PDT 
Does Randi Harper have a life outside of Gamergate? NT by Everything she touches GG related 09/26/2015, 3:09pm PDT 
A lot of the leading pro/anti gg people on twitter don't by skip 09/27/2015, 12:51am PDT 
I'm glad I figured Wardell was a piece of shit from the beginning of all this. by Worm 09/27/2015, 1:25pm PDT 
Derek kicked enough ass in the SC debacle to get death threats by Ice Cream Jonsey 10/01/2015, 9:03pm PDT 
Who posts shit like that from their work account? NT by Oom Shnibble 10/02/2015, 1:44am PDT 
He just really looks like the type. NT by Worm 10/02/2015, 11:42am PDT 
Derek Smart has trolled Chris Roberts into another dimension by Star Sadizen 10/02/2015, 7:26am PDT 
That Liz woman seems pretty cool though. by Oom Shnibble 10/02/2015, 9:17pm PDT 
So no one feels like Derek Smart and the woman who tweets all day for gamergate by Worm 10/03/2015, 7:02am PDT 
I agree with you by skip 10/03/2015, 10:10am PDT 
Haha so it looks like the sources came from Glassdoor.com by Worm 10/03/2015, 10:40am PDT 
Three OR four of her sources were anonymous to her. Literal Mysterios. by Worm 10/05/2015, 7:50am PDT 
Not necessarily by WITTGENSTEIN 10/05/2015, 7:39pm PDT 
Smart? No. Liz? No. Gamergate? Yes. by Ice Cream Jonsey 10/03/2015, 10:54am PDT 
Why do you think they're not crazy? by Worm 10/03/2015, 11:09am PDT 
Oh I guess they weren't copied and pasted. by Worm 10/03/2015, 11:34am PDT 
Re: Why do you think they're not crazy? by Ice Cream Jonsey 10/03/2015, 12:51pm PDT 
It seems like the only thing he does is outlast people in internet arguments. by Worm 10/03/2015, 1:30pm PDT 
I'm surprised Kotaku hasn't run with it yet. by WITTGENSTEIN 10/04/2015, 5:13pm PDT 
Kotaku thinks this story is beneath them by skip 10/04/2015, 5:52pm PDT 
I tend to agree about that 'Black Girl' comment. by Worm 10/04/2015, 6:31pm PDT 
I honestly don't care if Roberts is married to a racist by skip 10/04/2015, 6:53pm PDT 
I mean Roberts may or may not be less responsible than Kojima is with money. by Worm 10/04/2015, 9:01pm PDT 
The man micromanages like crazy by skip 10/04/2015, 10:56pm PDT 
Wait, what huge high-dollar Hindenburgs has Hideo Kojima helmed? by WITTGENSTEIN 10/05/2015, 11:37am PDT 
I just was talking about accusations coming out of the Konami/Kojima break up by Worm 10/05/2015, 1:01pm PDT 
edit isn't the forum supposed to catch shit like this? by Worm 10/05/2015, 1:01pm PDT 
Jesus. KiA has become its own hugbox by skip 10/10/2015, 10:21am PDT 
You really want to die on that Hunie Pop hill? by Worm 10/10/2015, 3:30pm PDT 
Coming from Japan, I'm pretty sure it IS more offensive! by MM 10/10/2015, 4:00pm PDT 
nope by faggot 10/10/2015, 5:56pm PDT 
The Witcher is based on medieval Poland, where all the girls were white and 19+ NT by Injustice 10/10/2015, 7:11pm PDT 
Bejeweled with tits sounds awesome. by Dream Cast 10/10/2015, 9:04pm PDT 
Re: So no one feels like Derek Smart and the woman who tweets all day by Roop 10/03/2015, 10:35pm PDT 
Drinking a cup of semen is one of those photos you will never live down :( NT by Injustice 10/03/2015, 6:42pm PDT 
Well nothing new out of Escapist and no lawsuit out of CiG. by Worm 10/10/2015, 3:36pm PDT 
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