Forum Overview :: Peter Molyneux's The Movies

Watched this with a friend. We both fell asleep by fabio 05/03/2014, 9:47pm PDT Every non-fight scene is as bad as the G.I. Joe movies. There is one fight scene at the beginning, then nothing until over an hour later. Even the fights themselves are boring. The monsters are all great swimmers. Even after the umpteenth time a monster kills a robot by popping out of the water to surprise it, they continue to deploy the robots in the ocean and have them fight there. Each robot has a weapon or two that instantly kills the monsters at range. They never use these weapons until after 5 minutes of ineffectual punching, but usually die before they can. It's so dumb that it almost seems like a callback to "Why don't they just form the sword at the start of a fight?" from Volton, but it doesn't make it any less boring to watch.

Pacific Rim (micro review) by Fullofkittens 07/17/2013, 9:16am PDT     Disappointing. NT by laudablepuss 07/17/2013, 10:31am PDT         Why not watch Adam Sandler's "Grownups 2" instead? by Mischief Maker 07/18/2013, 6:32pm PDT     Watched this with a friend. We both fell asleep by fabio 05/03/2014, 9:47pm PDT         My favorite part was the asshole Australian being an asshole because he's an NT by asshole - WITTGENSTEIN 05/03/2014, 10:22pm PDT         It's a children's movie by Horrible Gelatinous Blob 05/04/2014, 12:04am PDT             Exactly! NT by George Lucas 05/04/2014, 9:17am PDT                 Totally NT by PG-13 05/04/2014, 9:37am PDT             3 things that would have made it better by fabio 05/04/2014, 2:33pm PDT                 Sadly that makes it "faithful" to the Godzilla genre by Mischief Maker 05/04/2014, 2:48pm PDT                     Just saying as long as you're claiming to be making a big dumb monster movie by fabio 05/04/2014, 7:58pm PDT         Did you see Real Steel? by Worm 05/04/2014, 11:16am PDT             I was okay with Real Steel by Lurker 410942 05/04/2014, 9:36pm PDT