Forum Overview :: Minecraft

I decided to fire it up again. It broke. Mojang support fucks the football. by Last 01/29/2014, 2:34pm PST Long story short: It wouldn't run when I fired it up. I tried everything I could think of, including completely uninstalling/deleting any possible shred of it from my PC and installing fresh vanilla straight from Mojang. The game hangs/freezes and throws an exception. I sign up for Mojang's bug tracker and submit the stack trace. Their response: "Can't reproduce, bug resolved." RESOLVED? FUCK. YOU. Now I'm out the $10 after only playing about 50 hours (boo hoo, I know) but it stings that they are such incompetent pieces of shit to (first of all) release a buggy fuckup and (secondly) to have the world's worst support.

I decided to fire it up again. It broke. Mojang support fucks the football. by Last 01/29/2014, 2:34pm PST     Note that if you have 32 bit java on a 64 bit machine, Minecraft won't work NT by laudablepuss 01/29/2014, 3:58pm PST         Also my server is down until my apartment is less destroyed :( NT by laudablepuss 01/29/2014, 3:59pm PST             Their launcher is fucked garbage, but the open source alternative works. by Last 01/30/2014, 6:30am PST                 Mojang Bug Trackers explain their position. by Last 01/31/2014, 9:31am PST                     Wow. :( NT by laudablepuss 01/31/2014, 9:42am PST                     pathetic Minecraft players I know actually believe this about the game by stupid rookie 01/31/2014, 10:21am PST                     Jesus christ, just check that sun.arch.data.model matches os.arch, assholes by Entropy Stew 01/31/2014, 11:23am PST                     It's not crappy ... it's HARDCORE NT by Worm 01/31/2014, 1:59pm PST     The news about money by Ice Cream Jonsey 06/07/2014, 10:36pm PDT         It's uninformed legal opinion hour on reddit by laudablepuss 06/08/2014, 3:33pm PDT             Also, Mojang DOES now have their own MC hosted server service, called Realms NT by laudablepuss 06/08/2014, 3:34pm PDT             Re: It's uninformed legal opinion hour on reddit by Ice Cream Jonsey 06/08/2014, 7:56pm PDT                 Since I can't comprehend your post, I'll say "No." by laudablepuss 06/09/2014, 8:48am PDT                     Re: Since I can't comprehend your post, I'll say "No." by Ice Cream Jonsey 06/09/2014, 10:32am PDT                         Re: Since I can't comprehend your post, I'll say "No." by laudablepuss 06/09/2014, 11:17am PDT                             Ahhhh gotcha. Much clearer now. Thank you, my friend. NT by Ice Cream Jonsey 06/09/2014, 12:20pm PDT