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| Beer cans with screw tops? What has the world come to? by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 01/26/2014, 9:29am PST | ||||
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| I was watching "Alpha House" with John Goodman on Amazon Video, when he offers a reporter a beer. So, she reaches into a cooler and pulls out a can of Coors. Then she opens the can, by turning the screw top!
Jesus Suffering Christ, beer cans with a screw top! I'm a lifelong teetotaler and even I see this as a sacrilege. Screw tops on beer, and especially on cans, are for sissies and pussies. Beer bottles have caps that you pop off, and cans have pull tabs or fold tabs. The world's going to hell in a handbasket, and we're riding in the express lane. ---- "When the road to hell is paved, only one will be up to the job. Because the road to hell is paved by Good Intentions. Good Intentions Paving Company, LLC. From driveways to expressways. From here to there to anywhere, at Good Intentions, we say, if it's paved, We will pave it!" |
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Beer cans with screw tops? What has the world come to? by 01/26/2014, 9:29am PST  Shut the fuck up about beer, you child! by 01/26/2014, 6:34pm PST Re: Shut the fuck up about beer, you child! by 01/27/2014, 11:26am PST They're for drunk driving, you drink on the go. I know you can't do either by 01/27/2014, 12:08pm PST Re: They're for drunk driving, you drink on the go. I know you can't do either by 05/01/2014, 11:58am PDT Re: They're for drunk driving, you drink on the go. I know you can't do either by 05/01/2014, 12:10pm PDT Get back in your coffin, EuroCrashed NT by 05/01/2014, 12:00pm PDT Get fucked, retard. ALSO when's the new cooking vid coming out? by 05/01/2014, 12:07pm PDT IDGAF what I really want is your opinion on real wine corks vs. plastic corks NT by 05/01/2014, 12:45pm PDT Margaret River in Western Australia uses screw tops for wine NT by 05/01/2014, 4:55pm PDT |
