Forum Overview :: Tansin A. Darcos's Alter Ego :: Beer cans with screw tops? What has the world come to?

[quote name="Commander Tansin A. Darcos"]I was watching "Alpha House" with John Goodman on Amazon Video, when he offers a reporter a beer. So, she reaches into a cooler and pulls out a can of Coors. Then she opens the can, by turning the screw top! Jesus Suffering Christ, beer cans with a screw top! I'm a lifelong teetotaler and even I see this as a sacrilege. Screw tops on beer, and especially on cans, are for sissies and pussies. Beer bottles have caps that you pop off, and cans have pull tabs or fold tabs. The world's going to hell in a handbasket, and we're riding in the express lane. ---- "When the road to hell is paved, only one will be up to the job. Because the road to hell is paved by Good Intentions. Good Intentions Paving Company, LLC. From driveways to expressways. From here to there to anywhere, at Good Intentions, we say, if it's paved, We <i>will</i> pave it!" [/quote]