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| Emergency notice: Potential Velveeta Shortage by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 01/08/2014, 5:31am PST | ||||
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| NBC's Today show has reported that there could be a shortage of Velveeta, the finest example of genetic engineering and method of recycling toxic waste into an ersatz alleged food product. Today said the company reported in a twitter feed that some customers may see shortages of the product in some stores, and some customers have reported they have had trouble finding it.
The show admitted that they curd not verify whey the shortage occurred, so it could be just a cheesy bunch of manufactured rumors being spread by the company in a carefully Krafted public relations campaign. |
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Emergency notice: Potential Velveeta Shortage by 01/08/2014, 5:31am PST  Emergency notice: this school teacher and mother has found a method to stop auti by 01/08/2014, 6:42am PST Get back in your hole, fuckface. by 01/08/2014, 11:58am PST The TDARCOS I love Cheese singalong by 01/08/2014, 12:42pm PST Re: Emergency notice: Potential Velveeta Shortage by 01/08/2014, 4:19pm PST It's marketing, man, it isn't real. It was on the Today Show. NT by 01/08/2014, 11:08pm PST The video or the shortage? NT by 01/10/2014, 1:59pm PST |
