Forum Overview :: Motherfucking News :: Emergency notice: Potential Velveeta Shortage

[quote name="Commander Tansin A. Darcos"]NBC's <i>Today</i> show has reported that there could be a shortage of Velveeta, the finest example of genetic engineering and method of recycling toxic waste into an ersatz alleged food product. <i>Today</i> said the company reported in a twitter feed that some customers may see shortages of the product in some stores, and some customers have reported they have had trouble finding it. The show admitted that they <b>curd</b> not verify <b>whey</b> the shortage occurred, so it could be just a <b>cheesy</b> bunch of <b>manufactured</b> rumors being <b>spread</b> by the company in a carefully <b>Kraft</b>ed public relations campaign. [/quote]