You gotta love Toronto's Mayor! My new cooking video is coming up as a result.by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 11/15/2013, 6:52am PST
Technically, nothing he said was prohibited on television, they just descided to treat it that way. I've heard worse on regular broadcast TV. Today not only beeped him out, they blurred his lips so you couldn't read it:
Rob Ford: Oh and the last thing was, Olivia Gondek, it says that I wanted to eat her pussy, Olivia Gondek, I've never said that in my life to her. I would never do that, I'm happily married, I've got more enough to eat at home. Thanks very much.
Pursuant to Rule 34 of the Internet, I will shortly be making a cooking video using cat steaks to show that I can eat pussy as much as he can. And that is when you're supposed to say I'm so autistic that I don't understand that he's not being literal about "eating pussy."
The thing is, had he used the ordinary phrases I think it would have been more vulgar: "Oh and the last thing was, Olivia Gondek, it says that I wanted to perform cunnilingus on her vagina. Olivia Gondek, I never said that in my life to her. I'm happily married, I get plenty of opportunity to perform cunnilingus on my wife at home. Thanks very much." Even though what I just wrote means exactly the same thing and uses the proper and grammatically correct terms, I think it sounds nastier.
Actually, that's a way to get around it, by actually being literal. If he had said what I just wrote, then technically he never said he "wanted to eat her pussy."
Immigration Agent: Where'd you get that beauty scar, tough guy, eating pussy?
Tony Montana: How am I gonna get a scar like that eating pussy?
- Scarface.
Cut to video of Ted Nugent's "Cat Scratch Fever",
