Caltrops - Peter Molyneux's The Movies





	[quote name="Commander Tansin A. Darcos"]Technically, nothing he said was prohibited on television, they just descided to treat it that way. I've heard worse on regular broadcast TV. <i>Today</i> not only beeped him out, they blurred his lips so you couldn't read it: [youtube id=H4siKr6qY8w] <font color=violet>Rob Ford</font>: Oh and the last thing was, Olivia Gondek, it says that I wanted to eat her pussy, Olivia Gondek, I've never said that in my life to her. I would never do that, I'm happily married, I've got more enough to eat at home. Thanks very much.<hr> </hr>Pursuant to <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rule_34_(internet_meme)">Rule 34 of the Internet</a>, I will shortly be making a cooking video using cat steaks to show that I can eat pussy as much as he can. And <i>that</i> is when you're supposed to say I'm so autistic that I don't understand that he's not being literal about "eating pussy." The thing is, had he used the ordinary phrases I think it would have been <i>more</i> vulgar: "Oh and the last thing was, Olivia Gondek, it says that I wanted to perform cunnilingus on her vagina. Olivia Gondek, I never said that in my life to her. I'm happily married, I get plenty of opportunity to perform cunnilingus on my wife at home. Thanks very much." Even though what I just wrote means exactly the same thing and uses the proper and grammatically correct terms, I think it sounds <i>nastier</i>. Actually, that's a way to get around it, by actually being literal. If he had said what I just wrote, then technically he never said he "wanted to eat her pussy." <font color=violet>Immigration Agent</font>: Where'd you get that beauty scar, tough guy, eating pussy? <font color=violet>Tony Montana</font>: How am I gonna get a scar like that eating pussy? - <i>Scarface</i>. Cut to video of Ted Nugent's "Cat Scratch Fever",[/quote]