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by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 09/13/2013, 10:25am PDT |
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Tansin A. Blackwater wrote:
To write a post like TDARCOS would be impossible. We cannot know how TDARCOS writes his posts. Maybe he writes them in the nude.
I am now.
Maybe he writes them via Netscape Navigator 2.0.
I have mentioned I'm using Windows 7 on a 64-bit machine, and if you bothered to read my posts you would know (1) I use Firefox (2) You cannot run 16-bit software any more; 64-bit machines will not allow you to run 16-bit applications.
There are many web browsers. Although many people view NCSA Mosaic as the original web browser, the original web browser was created by Tim Berners-Lee. However, unlike Tim Berners-Lee's version, Mosaic was licensed to many organizations, such as Quarterdeck Office Systems, Inc., Infoseek, and Fujitsu Limited.
Mosaic? Are you crazy? How do you play YouTube Videos when it doesn't support plug-ins like Flash Player? (If for no other reason, which if you were smart, you would have smeared me by saying that I was busy watching porn from YouPorn.com.) Your attempt to emulate me fails miserably for failing to be adequately pedantic and spot on about facts.
Mosaic was one of the first web browsers to display images. But really, what is so great about images? Text is much better. Text displays fine on an 11" Magnavox CGA monitor. Nothing is better than text at conveying information. A picture may be worth a thousand words, but you can fit a thousand paragraphs of text into the digital real estate occupied by a single picture.
You're one really stupid fuck. 11" monitor my ass! Besides, I'm not sure but I don't think Magnavox ever got into monitors. They are more expensive to make because they require much more resolution than TV sets. I'm not going to pay more to get a smaller monitor, I happen to have a 18" flat-screen monitor that rotates sideways so I can use it in portrait mode if I want. And I'm the cheapest son-of-a-bitch in town, I bought this monitor for $75 three years ago. I'm not going to pay extra to get some antique 11" monitor. Stupid cretinous reprobate don't know a goddamn thing about me and proceeds to try and impersonate me. What a shithead.
"A thousand paragaphs." That has a ring to it, like the thousand and one Arabian nights. An endless expanse of text, like the desert at night.
Nice poem and good imagery, but if you're trying to make me look aged, you should have included a quote from that 1950s song, "The night has a thousand eyes."
Unfortunately, my "" key is wearing out. I have to go search the local dialysis clinic for another PS/2 keyboard.
Current machines only support USB keyboards, you stupid fuckin' imbecile. Goddamn moron not only already gone to hell and back, he done worn out TWO handbaskets in the process!
The last one I found had suirrls living in it. Luckily I was able to beat them to death with a pound of beef tallow that I keep handy at all times. I will be back soon!
Where the hell would I get beef tallow? They don't even leave that much fat in beef any more, the cheapest ground beef you can get is 75% lean, there ain't enough fat there to get much grease or lard. Stupid, stupid stupid. Keep trying, colon, maybe after ten years of practice you can graduate to asshole.
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Announcing the TDARCOS readalike contest by fabio 09/03/2013, 9:54pm PDT 
Re: Announcing the TDARCOS readalike contest by Tansin A. Blackwater 09/03/2013, 11:01pm PDT 
FAIL - Re: Announcing the TDARCOS readalike contest by tdarcos turing test 09/09/2013, 12:35pm PDT 
Re: FAIL - Re: Announcing the TDARCOS readalike contest by TDLARCOST 09/09/2013, 1:41pm PDT 
Further there's nothing in the rules that say you must have a song lyric to pass by TDLARCOST 09/09/2013, 1:45pm PDT 
Re: Rules? Who said there were any rules? Oh wait, I do. by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 09/13/2013, 10:34am PDT 
If you asked me "what kind of oil does Paul prefer", I would've guessed RAPESEED NT by The Canola Gay 09/09/2013, 3:02pm PDT 
This is a tough one by Eurotrash 09/09/2013, 11:24pm PDT 
TDLARCOST's post was much, much funnier, if that counts for anything. NT by Jerry Whorebach 09/09/2013, 11:29pm PDT 
Having actually worked my way through it now, I'll agree. Pretty brilliant NT by Eurotrash 09/10/2013, 10:21am PDT 
Re: FAIL indeed by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 09/13/2013, 10:31am PDT 
Hey, try getting it right in addition to being pedantic by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 09/13/2013, 10:25am PDT 
Remember that video with the two lemon cartoons poking each other for two hours? by Eurotrash 09/13/2013, 11:30am PDT 
Tell me you heard him versus the Bridge Tender, Eurotrash. NT by Souffle of Pain 09/13/2013, 10:32pm PDT 
Was it that time he flipped out on the Don Rogers show? If not, do tell NT by Eurotrash 09/13/2013, 11:21pm PDT 
2 days left, people NT by fabio 09/08/2013, 5:05am PDT 
http://www.caltrops.com/pointy.php?action=viewPost&pid=142684 NT by Rich Little? 09/09/2013, 1:52pm PDT 
To hold you all over, and hopefully inspire you by Ice Cream Jonsey 09/09/2013, 11:28pm PDT 
tdLArcoST was me. Who won? Make with the cards already. NT by Last 09/11/2013, 7:41am PDT 
My brain shut down midway through reading your post by blackwater 09/11/2013, 9:23pm PDT 
Are you sure Blackwaiter? I didn't know your brain had ever even started. NT by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 09/13/2013, 10:43am PDT 
Oh snap burrrrrn, double burn with racist overtone. Complete and total annihilat NT by Eurotrash 09/13/2013, 11:24pm PDT 
bimp NT by sage 09/13/2013, 5:11am PDT 
Re: Announcing the TDARCOS readalike contest by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 09/13/2013, 10:47am PDT 
Ladies and gentlemen, our celebrity judge has just wheeled into the room 8) by So who won, Commander? 09/13/2013, 11:29am PDT 
I'm going to have to give it to Blackwater by fabio 09/14/2013, 5:28am PDT 
Blackwater I'll pay sixty cents for all your Steam cards pm me bro NT by Last 09/14/2013, 6:38am PDT 
Fabio wins on serious entries for fags by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 09/21/2013, 9:29pm PDT 
No more goddamn quotes, you meat lunch by Souffle of Pain 09/22/2013, 6:22pm PDT 
Re: No more goddamn quotes, you meat lunch by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 10/12/2013, 6:52pm PDT 
What about 80% Lean Hamburger, is that within your limits? NT by Worm 10/12/2013, 8:41pm PDT 
'Cause I'm TDARCOS, yes I'm the real DARCOS by Commander Tansin A. Tacos 09/22/2013, 11:04pm PDT 
Thanks for the offer by blackwater 01/06/2014, 12:56am PST 
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