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	[quote name="Commander Tansin A. Darcos"][quote name="Tansin A. Blackwater"]To write a post like TDARCOS would be impossible. We cannot know how TDARCOS writes his posts. Maybe he writes them in the nude. [/quote] I am now. [quote]Maybe he writes them via Netscape Navigator 2.0.[/quote] I have mentioned I'm using Windows 7 on a 64-bit machine, and if you bothered to read my posts you would know (1) I use Firefox (2) You cannot run 16-bit software any more; 64-bit machines will not allow you to run 16-bit applications. [quote]There are many web browsers. Although many people view NCSA Mosaic as the original web browser, the original web browser was created by Tim Berners-Lee. However, unlike Tim Berners-Lee's version, Mosaic was licensed to many organizations, such as Quarterdeck Office Systems, Inc., Infoseek, and Fujitsu Limited.[/quote] Mosaic? Are you crazy? How do you play YouTube Videos when it doesn't support plug-ins like Flash Player? (If for no other reason, which if you were smart, you would have smeared me by saying that I was busy watching porn from YouPorn.com.) Your attempt to emulate me fails miserably for failing to be adequately pedantic and spot on about facts. [quote]Mosaic was one of the first web browsers to display images. But really, what is so great about images? Text is much better. Text displays fine on an 11" Magnavox CGA monitor. Nothing is better than text at conveying information. A picture may be worth a thousand words, but you can fit a thousand paragraphs of text into the digital real estate occupied by a single picture.[/quote] You're one really stupid fuck. 11" monitor my ass! Besides, I'm not sure but I don't think Magnavox ever got into monitors. They are more expensive to make because they require much more resolution than TV sets. I'm not going to pay more to get a smaller monitor, I happen to have a 18" flat-screen monitor that rotates sideways so I can use it in portrait mode if I want. And I'm the cheapest son-of-a-bitch in town, I bought this monitor for $75 three years ago. I'm not going to pay extra to get some antique 11" monitor. Stupid cretinous reprobate don't know a goddamn thing about me and proceeds to try and impersonate me. What a shithead. [quote]"A thousand paragaphs." That has a ring to it, like the thousand and one Arabian nights. An endless expanse of text, like the desert at night. [/quote] Nice poem and good imagery, but if you're trying to make me look aged, you should have included a quote from that 1950s song, "The night has a thousand eyes." [quote]Unfortunately, my "" key is wearing out. I have to go search the local dialysis clinic for another PS/2 keyboard.[/quote] Current machines only support USB keyboards, you stupid fuckin' imbecile. Goddamn moron not only already gone to hell and back, he done worn out TWO handbaskets in the process! [quote]The last one I found had suirrls living in it. Luckily I was able to beat them to death with a pound of beef tallow that I keep handy at all times. I will be back soon![/quote] Where the hell would I get beef tallow? They don't even leave that much fat in beef any more, the cheapest ground beef you can get is 75% lean, there ain't enough fat there to get much grease or lard. Stupid, stupid stupid. Keep trying, colon, maybe after ten years of practice you can graduate to asshole. [/quote]