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Re: Asperger's Syndrome by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 06/29/2013, 10:02am PDT
DSM-IV-TR wrote:

An inability to understand subtle language cues and an inability to understand humor.

Fail. I laugh at jokes that are actually funny. I do not laugh at comedians that are unfunny. And I say things that some people find funny. If you find some of the things I say not humorous, well, maybe I'm on a different thought plane than you are.

Since you're claiming I don't understand humor, I have to give a couple of examples.

A lawyer was representing a client who was charged with the federal offense of "Knowingly mailing obscene materials." So, the lawyer calls up the U.S. Attorney and says that he needs to see the material that his client was charged with distributing, i.e. he has to have an appointment to get into the evidence cage. So the Assistant U.S. Attorney says that's no problem, they can just mail him a copy of the materials.

This one was so funny when I told it to my sister, it took her about two seconds before it hit her, and she doubled over in gut-busting laughter. So if you don't get it, read it out loud. A woman is driving along a highway at night, and there's a rabbit in the roadway. She can't swerve out of the way in time, and SPLAT! It smashes into the grille of her car. Well, she's going to have to get it off so she pulls over, goes into the trunk, and grabs what she thinks is a can of cleaner. She sprays everything, the grille, the area around it, the rabbit's body, and gets it off the grille, and tosses it to the side of the road. The rabbit pops up and starts waving at her. She's so shocked, she grabs a rock and throws it at the rabbit, which knocks it down. The rabbit pops up and begins waving again. The woman is going to throw the can of spray cleaner at the rabbit, when it catches the light from her headlights, and she realizes what was wrong. The can wasn't spray cleaner, it was "Permanent Wave for Damaged hair."

Then there are esoteric examples. Did you hear about the operating system where to save memory space it used overlays? It was so efficient even the overlay handler was on an overlay.

Then there was the timesharing system that was the most secure in the world. The system, which had 30 terminals, crashed if you logged into any terminal except KB0:, the master keyboard, which was disabled at startup to prevent people from running unauthorized programs at a privileged terminal.

I think these clearly show I do understand humor. When it's actually funny. And sometimes when it's esoteric. Your example fails. Please try again.
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World War Z advanced review by fabio 06/19/2013, 2:05pm PDT NEW
    I'd give it a 6/10 by fabio 06/26/2013, 5:18pm PDT NEW
        Re: I'd give it a 6/10 by Pac n' Pal 06/27/2013, 2:20pm PDT NEW
            Re: I'd give it a 6/10 by Pal 06/27/2013, 2:27pm PDT NEW
                It really felt like the edited for TV version of a zombie movie by fabio 06/27/2013, 2:54pm PDT NEW
        No, they should not by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 06/27/2013, 5:38pm PDT NEW
            Sperge Lord Z by Entropy Stew 06/27/2013, 7:10pm PDT NEW
            jesus STOP taking everything literally. Just stop by fabio 06/27/2013, 9:07pm PDT NEW
                And I am supposed to know you're kidding, because? NT by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 06/28/2013, 6:32am PDT NEW
                    Well because you don't have autism, right? NT by Worm 06/28/2013, 9:13am PDT NEW
                    Hahahah wow NT by Eurotrash 06/28/2013, 10:09am PDT NEW
                    Asperger's Syndrome by DSM-IV-TR 06/28/2013, 10:41am PDT NEW
                        Re: Asperger's Syndrome by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 06/29/2013, 10:02am PDT NEW
                            A JOKE IS A PUZZLE MADE OF WORDS. IDENTIFY THE SEMANTIC ERROR TO WIN A LAUGH. NT by ROBOSEINFELD 06/29/2013, 10:29am PDT NEW
                            Re: Asperger's Syndrome by Mysterio 06/29/2013, 12:45pm PDT NEW
                                I've known a couple of guys with Asperger's irl by Eurotrash 06/29/2013, 1:50pm PDT NEW
                            "Since you're claiming I don't understand humor, I have to give a couple of exam NT by ples." I rest my case 06/29/2013, 1:34pm PDT NEW
                            Re: Asperger's Syndrome by Pac n' Pal 06/29/2013, 8:53pm PDT NEW
                            Re: Asperger's Syndrome by Pal 06/29/2013, 8:54pm PDT NEW
                            Re: Asperger's Syndrome by Dave Hedgehog 06/30/2013, 12:03am PDT NEW
                            I thought this was me posting at first, but it turns out it was the flesh origin NT by TDARCOSBOT 06/30/2013, 10:20pm PDT NEW
            This is your lowest point, Paul. Fortunately for you, you can't see it. NT by pinback 06/28/2013, 10:39am PDT NEW
    Re: World War Z advanced review by Movie Goers Hate WWZ 06/29/2013, 8:58pm PDT NEW
    Why the fuck couldn't I get a hotter wife? NT by Brad Pitt 09/27/2013, 10:27pm PDT NEW
 
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