Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:

However, you have never -- not once! -- acknowledged that you have received one of the e-mails I've sent you.

Robb Sherwin wrote:

From: Robb Sherwin [deleted]
To: Paul Robinson <paul@paul-robinson.us>
Cc: Ben Parrish [deleted]
Sent: Monday, January 21, 2013 12:45 AM
Subject: Re: Don Rogers Show, 1/25/13

>> Thank you as always for your assistance, and I apologize again for Robb's
>> failures.
> So shitcan his ass and get someone who can do the show correctly.

Hey, DICKHEAD. I've got a Match Game question for you.

Eat a virulent splorg of fecund shitmeat, you disgusting, circle-draining orb of fucking lost-cause humanity. You are a piece of rotting garbage and I will make it my life's mission to destroy you and everything you care about. "Correctly." Do the show CORRECTLY?! I normally let you off the hook for your inability to understand the slightest bit of context, but this is too much and too rich. Nobody else in the world would put up with Ben's unshaking lack of professionalism, his five-thumbed understanding of Skype and his craven desire to run off everyone who gives him a chance with this awful show. Die in a greasy hellfire, you goddamn piece __ shit.


Robb

Robb Sherwin wrote:

From: Robb Sherwin [deleted]
To: Paul Robinson <paul@paul-robinson.us>
Cc: Ben Parrish [deleted]
Sent: Monday, January 21, 2013 2:07 AM
Subject: Re: Don Rogers Show, 1/25/13

I demand an apology.

On Sun, Jan 20, 2013 at 10:31 PM, Paul Robinson <paul@paul-robinson> wrote:
>> Hello Paul. I'm writing to you on behalf of my producer, Robb Sherwin,
>> who continues to disappoint with
>> his lack of dedication to the show and inability to properly prepare for
>> and produce the goddamn thing.
>
>> Would you be interested in coming on the show on 1/25 (next Thursday) to
>> play a radio version of the 70's game show classic "The Match Game"? > If
>> you are not familiar with the show, the game would feature you answering
>> questions, and the other guests and the host trying to match your
>> answers. I think it would be a lot of fun and would provide a rich source
>> of comedy and and enjoying listening experience.
>
>
> "Count Dracula said, 'My Cousin Sidney is the world's shortest Vampire. He
> can't bite you on the neck, he can only bite you on the __________.'"
>
> As it was Match Game 1975 and they had to be somewhat clean - innuendos were
> okay but you can't be explicit - they probably said 'ankle,' today, people
> probably would say 'ass.' The contestant said "knee" and Richard Dawson
> comes out in song, "Oh I went to Transylvania with a vampire on my knee..."
>
> Yeah, I know the Match Game. "Survey says!" Oh wait, that was a different
> game show with Richard Dawson. They once did an episode where one of the
> other regulars - I think it was Charles Nelson Reilly - switched with Gene
> Rayburn, and Gene was answering a question while Charles was hosting.
>
> I always wondered how it would have been if Dawson had done a guest hosting
> spot on the show.
>
> Or then again, there was the one that Howard Stern did on his show, as
> reported in [i]Private Parts[/i]:
>
> "_________ Willow" "I've got Pussy." "I've got a sloppy pussy."
>
> "___________ a doodle doo." "Cock." "Can I say it even larger so there will
> be a big cock coming out of my mouth?"
>
>> Let me know if that's something you'd want to be involved in, and I will
>> schedule the game accordingly.
>
> Yeah, sure.
>
>> Thank you as always for your assistance, and I apologize again for Robb's
>> failures.
>
> So shitcan his ass and get someone who can do the show correctly.
>
>
>

Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:

Posted: Wed Feb 27, 2013 9:43 pm Post subject: Re: Paul's cooking videos are the best thing on the net.

Tdarcos wrote:

Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:

You are bringing joy into people's lives, but most importantly, you are bringing joy into MY life.

Oh really. Does that mean I'm no longer a "disgusting, circle-draining orb of fucking lost-cause humanity" and "a piece of rotting garbage", or does it mean I still am these things, but notwithstanding my faults as you see them I can still bring joy into your life?

Great question. You are no longer those things I said, and I shall fight any man who claims to hold those opinions!